None, unless she has one of her undocumented servants underneath her to carry the weight. Daddy’s little flower has had dozens of opportunities to prove she’s more than an airheaded zilch and she’s failed miserably every single time.

“When he was asked about his past insistence that the flu was somehow more dangerous than the coronavirus, Trump said “You could say the flu is nothing to SNEEZE at.” He made a point of emphasizing the word “sneeze”

Someone really needs to look closely at the financial ties Waddlin’ Don and Capt. 9/11 have with the companies that manufacture their miracle wonder drug, because they’re both pimping it way, way too hard. It’s harsh stuff, it’s not Trump brand vitamins.

No one deserves to become ill. But if you’re taking a Falwell seriously you’re eventually going to be steered into a con, that’s inevitable. Falwell and his clown college just want to suck up to Lard Belly and pretend everything is fine because Jesus, as long as they’re paid in full he doesn’t care who lives or dies.

He thinks he’s been appointed as CEO of Trumpland and he’d prefer to run it like he ran his fraudulent businesses, like it’s all a big game for his amusement.

He was a leader who actually acted like one. No gloating, no insult comedy, no lashing out at anyone who dared to question him. He took his duties and responsibilities seriously and got sacked for it. That sends quite a message.

Lard Belly’s “press briefings” have devolved to the point where the news networks are breaking away while he aimlessly babbles. Americans fortunate enough to not be saddled with Trumpie governors are looking to their state and local governments for leadership, as Waddles continues to prove he’s an inept flabby joke.…

Blubber Rump’s fraud of a wife is almost as repellent as he is. Apparently the ad he placed when he was looking for a new wife to buy stressed vapidity, because Melania (if that’s even her real name) is a total vacuum, absolutely empty. Anyone enabling Lard Belly is complicit in this national embarrassment and she’s…

Some networks aren’t even airing Lard Bellys daily circle-jerk sessions in their entirety anymore, as they’re already mostly viewed as a national joke, the useless rantings of a useless man. 

And he does this shit in the most grating and annoying passive-aggressive way...he “just found out” that he was “number one on FB”, “whatever that means”, like it was this interesting little nugget of news about how amazing he is that he just happened to come across and thought he’d share, even though he doesn’t…

Pence is suffering from Actual Trump Derangement Syndrome, which is when you’re brain shuts down and you begin accepting Waddlin’ Don’s version of reality as fact. Lard Belly doesn’t care about the evidence, he says it never happened so therefore it didn’t. Pence has all the spine of a soggy used tissue, so this is…

Maybe tomorrow he’ll trot out the Tac-Visor guy who’ll ask us all to pray before announcing that Bell & Howell is hard at work designing military-grade anti-virus goggles that block out 99% of the sun’s harmful UV rays. 

Today, during his “press briefing” about a deadly virus that’s caused pandemic conditions in major American cities and prompted widespread panic on a scale not seen in decades, this blithering idiot actually brought the fucking My Pillow guy out to say a few words. The fact that the POTUS is hanging out with the My…

And during today’s “press briefing” aka The Donnie Dingus Olde Tyme Story Hour, the flatulent wheezy feeb dragged out that fucking My Pillow asshole to speak, for some reason only fathomable to him. The country is in turmoil and fear, meanwhile President Diaper Baby is hanging out with a late-nite infomercial asshole…

If Waddles wants “respect” he needs to give it and there’s no fucking way that’s ever gonna happen, as being a spiteful insult comic is a huge part of his obnoxious flatulent persona. I detest him and his Trumpies more than ever right now, it’s way past time to let Dotard Nation know that they’re not “equals” and have…

Waddlin’ Don’s wishy-washy waffling and endless mouth flatulence will directly result in illnesses and deaths. Over the weekend he threatened a “quarantine” for NY/NJ/CT and within minutes the supermarkets were packed again with confused people who don’t know whether it’ll be their “last chance” to stock up. Then the…

As Lemmy once said, “she was a friend of mine and yours too, even if you didn’t know it”.

Or that publicity stunt show they did on a pier in NYC where she blew up a car on stage. Wendy O. was the real deal and she always gave it her all and then some. She doesn’t get recognized nearly enough for being as ahead of the curve as she was.

There was a time when the name “Wendy Williams” invoked Wendy O. Williams, the bad-ass take-no-shit rebellious lead singer of the legendary Plasmatics. Now though, it invokes this sad-sack-sorry pile of narcissistic crazy shit. The real Wendy Williams would have mopped the floor with this sea hag.

It’s so funny when Trumpies pretend that his “long history” is real.