Exactly, he’s trying to hedge his bets and play both sides here, with his long-term goal being to promote himself as the hero who saved America. Other than skimming whatever cash he can he has no other motives here, it’s 100% pure self-interest.

In Fox News circles hydroxychloroquine is a miracle economy-saving cure that’s being deliberately being kept from “us” by freedom-despising libs who live to discredit the Great President Trump and are willing to completely destroy the entire country to achieve that goal. They don’t really even know what hydroxychloroqu…

It marked yet another new low. He “suggested” that “disinfectant” injections might “clean” a patient. He also pondered if there was a way to “get (sun)light directly into the body”. Then during the Lib-Destroying aka Q&A session he got mad at CNN, called them “fake” and ended the briefing. 

Today’s feeb briefing has already featured him suggesting sunlight and disinfectant injections that would “clean” a person in “a minute”. It’s so obvious that he’s not tethered to reality at all right now, he’s just babbling complete nonsense that’s based on absolutely nothing. It’d be very easy to ignore, but the…

Except Homer is a far, far better man than Waddles ever was or ever will be.

It’s the Donnie Dingus Fun Time Hero Hour Starring Donnie Dingus and the Not So Ready For Pandemic Time Players. On today’s episode, Donnie sputters. wheezes, flails and feebs uncontrollably until someone dares to ask a real question, at which point he becomes Herr Trump, Destroyer Of The Fake. These “press…

And of course by “we” she really means “not her”. Someone of her stature should be a corpse-counter or ventilator-unplugger, not a “control group”. But the locals and the tourists? Fuck ‘em.

This. He wants to spend his days watching TV and tweeting and his evenings hosting his drool-cup hate rallies where he can do his insult comedy act for his faithful Trumpies. Having to listen to “experts” and “advisors” is like torture for him, which is why he mostly ignores them and just makes shit up off the top of…

Another thing that’s never questioned or pressed...his alleged “vast wealth”. If he actually had “billions” of dollars a few hundred grand would be nothing for him, a few MILLION would be nothing for him. There has never been even a speck of proof proving that he’s a real billionaire other than him saying so, no…

Why can’t Waddles use some of his billions and billions of dollars? Oh yeah, that’s right...it’s total bullshit.

Just yesterday the waddling gasbag was pretending he “couldn’t remember” throwing himself any hate-rallies two months ago, which aptly demonstrates how stupid he thinks everyone else is. Right now literally everything he’s doing is designed to pander to his drooling Trumpies, as being re-elected is the only thing on…

Along with all the other pretending I’m already sick to death of, there’s the whole ridiculous notion that Melania is somehow “more” than Lard Belly’s well-compensated make-believe trophy wife, even though it’s painfully obvious that she’s a vapid useless imbecile. Trump Exhaustion Syndrome is real and you can feel it…

The goobers are being fleeced again. The selfishness these bottom-feeders display is just unbelievable. Imagine working in a hospital all day then hearing some drool-cup telling you you’re “in on it”.

It’s true, he was marveling over it like he had no idea what testing even consisted of until that moment, which can’t even be possible. Then again, who knows with this guy? He looked and acted genuinely unwell today, the stress is obviously wearing on him. His makeup was embarrassing today, it was obviously hurriedly…

Call it Trump Exhaustion Syndrome. The nation is weary of his flatulent daily braying and totally sick of having to endure his sub-cretinous Trumpies with their idiotic signs, moronic chants and ever-present guns. Today, well over a month after the pandemic took off, the guy was marveling at a cotton swab like a…

Off topic but he was horrifying today (Sunday). His face paint was totally over-the-top absurd, he admitted to being “tired” and he was just plain babbling, literally. Half the unease everyone’s feeling is a direct result of never knowing what this imbecile is going to say or do next. He’s busy tweeting commands to…

He obviously can’t do anything without making some sort of spastic sub-moronic face. Look at the imbecile, what on earth is he idiotically smirking about? That’s the same face I’ll be making when I’m urinating on his gaudy fake-gold grave.

This country has a boundless appetite for fraudulent TV weirdos with daffy personas. Dr. Phil is, to put it politely, a jizz stain on the tatty underpants of society.

With apologies, it looks more like the Twat Squad to me. Women and minorities that pretend to be “conservatives” just baffle me. I mean I get it when that moronic ideology appeals to flea-bearded gun-totin’ goobers in pit-stained “Hillary For Prison” T shirts, but why would someone embrace a philosophy that doesn’t…

Lard Gut is doing exactly what he’s always done, trying to bullshit his way through it the only way he knows, by flapping his gums, making shit up and blaming everyone but himself. Anyone who seriously believes that he “cares” about anyone or anything but himself is either delusional or an imbecilic Trumpie cultist.…