LOL goobers. They all look like they really need a shower. What is it with Trumpies and scuzzy beards?

Hardcore Trumpies (read: imbeciles) have convinced themselves that this is all a big “deep state lib Dem scheme” designed to discredit Trump before the election. Obviously they got this idea from Lard Belly himself, back before he decided to play it like the virus was real, of course. As I’ve been saying for years,…

Of course he doesn’t know what he’s saying, he never does. Lard Gut is behaving exactly in character. He’s juggling a hundred scams at once, he’s using the crisis to self-promote, he’s hurling insults at anyone who dares to question him about anything, he’s continuously lying and making shit up, he’s going off on…

He’s a joke. As if he isn’t spending the bulk of his time eating, watching TV and tweeting from the toilet.

He already has a victory tour planned, which is why he’s so concerned about the NFL season starting as planned. He wants to stroll out on to the field on Kickoff Weekend with the flags waving and the crowd roaring, the conquering hero who saved America. No one will remember how badly he botched his response, no one…

They’re “red tape”, nuisances who merely get in his way. He’d eliminate the entire government if he could.

“I was the only one saying months ago that we all need the masks. Tremendous masks, they prevent the virus. I asked about the masks, even during the phony impeachment and they all said Obama ordered millions and millions of masks. Then suddenly I’m the bad guy, no masks. I inherited this mess. We sent out a hundred…

Tires and dentist bill here. Easy come, easy go.

None, unless she has one of her undocumented servants underneath her to carry the weight. Daddy’s little flower has had dozens of opportunities to prove she’s more than an airheaded zilch and she’s failed miserably every single time.

“When he was asked about his past insistence that the flu was somehow more dangerous than the coronavirus, Trump said “You could say the flu is nothing to SNEEZE at.” He made a point of emphasizing the word “sneeze”

Someone really needs to look closely at the financial ties Waddlin’ Don and Capt. 9/11 have with the companies that manufacture their miracle wonder drug, because they’re both pimping it way, way too hard. It’s harsh stuff, it’s not Trump brand vitamins.

No one deserves to become ill. But if you’re taking a Falwell seriously you’re eventually going to be steered into a con, that’s inevitable. Falwell and his clown college just want to suck up to Lard Belly and pretend everything is fine because Jesus, as long as they’re paid in full he doesn’t care who lives or dies.

He thinks he’s been appointed as CEO of Trumpland and he’d prefer to run it like he ran his fraudulent businesses, like it’s all a big game for his amusement.

He was a leader who actually acted like one. No gloating, no insult comedy, no lashing out at anyone who dared to question him. He took his duties and responsibilities seriously and got sacked for it. That sends quite a message.

Lard Belly’s “press briefings” have devolved to the point where the news networks are breaking away while he aimlessly babbles. Americans fortunate enough to not be saddled with Trumpie governors are looking to their state and local governments for leadership, as Waddles continues to prove he’s an inept flabby joke.…

Blubber Rump’s fraud of a wife is almost as repellent as he is. Apparently the ad he placed when he was looking for a new wife to buy stressed vapidity, because Melania (if that’s even her real name) is a total vacuum, absolutely empty. Anyone enabling Lard Belly is complicit in this national embarrassment and she’s…

Some networks aren’t even airing Lard Bellys daily circle-jerk sessions in their entirety anymore, as they’re already mostly viewed as a national joke, the useless rantings of a useless man. 

And he does this shit in the most grating and annoying passive-aggressive way...he “just found out” that he was “number one on FB”, “whatever that means”, like it was this interesting little nugget of news about how amazing he is that he just happened to come across and thought he’d share, even though he doesn’t…

Pence is suffering from Actual Trump Derangement Syndrome, which is when you’re brain shuts down and you begin accepting Waddlin’ Don’s version of reality as fact. Lard Belly doesn’t care about the evidence, he says it never happened so therefore it didn’t. Pence has all the spine of a soggy used tissue, so this is…

Maybe tomorrow he’ll trot out the Tac-Visor guy who’ll ask us all to pray before announcing that Bell & Howell is hard at work designing military-grade anti-virus goggles that block out 99% of the sun’s harmful UV rays.