Shameful. The country has been hijacked by a gassy waddling criminal and these ass-clowns are blubbering about fetuses again. No “issue” matters less.

All Trumpies are sub-human garbage. Nice try, though.

OK, dipshit.

“What’s that paint can for?”

Man, vapers are the most easily butt-hurt group of them all. Say anything negative about it and they just flip out.

Aligning himself with Trump and “finding the Lord”...it’s like he’s just begging everyone to stop liking him, you know?

There’s no way this ends well, right? IRS troubles, a vicious celebrity divorce, weird albums no one will ever buy...there’s just no way this doesn’t end on an ugly, ugly note.

You have to believe that one day, and maybe not even that long from now either, this guy is going to have the mother of all celebrity breakdowns. I realize he’s “not well”, as they say, but still, this whole “gospel of Kanye” routine has “massive meltdown” written all over it.

Oh yeah, she has the family grift down pat and she’s 100% in on the con, but here’s the thing. IMO his grotesque kids are inept, all of them. None of them have that Trump carny gene, they have no ability whatsoever to rile up the slobbering hicks and drunken drool-cups like Daddy does. Donnie Junior tries but he just…

“Derp derp”, said the Trumpie.

Dodging “real” questions is her entire life. Her entire “bio” is pure fictional bullshit, just like her fat gassy daddy’s is. She really is “just” Lard Belly’s spoiled daughter, there’s nothing else there at all. But unlike her fat gassy daddy, no one is buying her “poised and moderate princess” act, not to mention…

The way I remember this story, Frazier had been throwing a few air punches to demonstrate his hand speed. Ali stood motionless, then said something like “look, I’m so fast you couldn’t even see it” and the crowd laughed and “awwww”-ed, which got Frazier fuming, as he felt Ali once again showed him up.

Imus was garbage. He was a boring old morning top 40 DJ until Howard Stern made “shock jocks” profitable, then suddenly he was “telling it like it is” and doing his best to be “controversial”. Imus was a mush-mouthed cretin, a grouchy leathery bitter old jerk trying too hard to be relevant, which he never was.

Trumpies live in a fantasy world where a bizarre babbling weirdo and well-established con artist is an infallible god, so explaining it to them will get you nowhere. To them, cutting that dopey self-aggrandizing little thirty second ad for himself out of that movie was basically a rebuke of their entire way of life…

The scene in question is what makes the whole thing so funny. It’s not a clever and or amusing little self-deprecating cameo that makes him seem human, it’s just another gassy ad for himself, which everyone was sick to death of back then too.

It’s funny how it turns out that Christmas is fine and doesn’t need to be defended by a bunch of angry ranting goobers after all. Much like imminent gun confiscation and Ferrari driving welfare queens buying lobsters, the War On Christmas was just another dumb urban myth perpetuated by empty-headed noodniks with a…

In order to be a Trumpie a person has to be willing to overlook and ignore all sorts of verifiable facts. The entire gassy Trump “persona” is built on a foundation of pure make-believe horseshit, a weird alternate “reality” where it’s not much of a stretch to suggest that the prime minister of Canada deliberately…

It’s very important for Lard Belly to reprise his role as “billionaire businessman” wherever and whenever he can, as otherwise how would we know? It’s hilarious watching Drool-Cup Nation rising as one to protest an edited-for-TV movie airing on Canadian TV. 

Even though Frazier knew that Ali was just play acting to hype the fight, he took great offense at Ali’s constant jibes about how he was just a “big dumb gorilla” and never really forgave him for it either. Many years later George Foreman had to physically restrain Frazier to prevent him from going after Ali at a…

As usual, the obese waddling freak is busily doing everything BUT “work”, using his gassy obnoxious tweets to give his slobbering Trumpies the illusion that he’s “very busy” when actually he’s struggling on the toilet, at best.