And that was from some employee who just felt bad for her. I guarantee that it’s never once occurred to him to get someone else a gift. The very idea of doing something...anything...strictly for the benefit of someone else is totally alien to him, he can’t even conceive of it. If he’s giving a gift it’s because he had…

Any other president ever would have just said “here’s what my wife wants for Xmas, get it done” and it’d be taken care of. They would, at the least, be aware that Xmas was approaching and that they needed to buy their wives a Xmas gift.

He can do way, way better.

He ALWAYS talks about his wife like he was just suddenly reminded that he technically has one. He stammers and babbles, then starts bragging about what a great relationship they have, almost as if he’s trying to convince himself as much as the listener. And he also likes to throw in the word “working” and don’t think…

Waddles is never less sincere then when he’s pretending to care about anything but himself. He followed up his pathetic “joy to the world” post with the usual gassy whining about Pelosi and being impeached, which is the only thing on his blubber-encrusted brain right now.

LOL it’s like the constant threat of looming gun control. The people they fear are really bad at the stuff they imagine they’re doing.

 
Knock on wood, but imagine that freakish weirdo having to address the nation regarding something serious.

Donny Junior as the stance of a chinless man who might be chinless on the outside but has chin to spare on the inside. He’s unafraid to get right up in your face (really close, too, as he has no chin) and tell you that it’s not the size of the chin but how you use it that matters. Then he’ll let you buy him a drink…

No chin. It runs in the family. Look at old pictures of Ivanka, no chin. She bought one, he’s still chinless.

Wind power = green. Green = libs. Libs = potential complete downfall of America. Therefore when Lard Belly “attacks” wind power he is by extension saving America from the libs, who wish to enslave hard-working Americans by forcing them to power their devices with electricity obtained via foreign-made pansy-ass bald…

He hates windmills because he was in a dispute about them in Scotland involving the view from his idiotic golf course. It’s the level he operates on. This dispute didn’t go exactly how he wanted it to go, so he’ll forever consider windmills to be his enemy and he’ll stop at nothing to enact his revenge against them,…

Invanka is exactly what you’d expect Lard Belly’s adult daughter to be like. Insincere, contrived, inauthentic, pretentious and condescending with a completely imaginary back story jam-packed with fanciful self-promoting lies. Her ludicrous “bio” is as fake as that chin and those teeth. In “real life” she’s about as…

She’s been honing and cultivating her act for years, striving for her “poised and moderate successful supermodel-turned-business mogul/devoted wife/adoring mommy” persona to take off like her fat gassy daddy’s “TV billionaire” persona did, but she was hilariously off the mark regarding What Americans Want. Trumpies…

Bill Cosby: convicted rapist. Eddie Murphy: not a convicted rapist. That’s the thing about being a convicted rapist, once you have “convicted rapist” in front of your name your words and opinions tend to carry slightly less gravity than they used to. Yes, Murphy’s old stand-up routines were often explicit and to some…

IMO it’s very funny how her efforts to appoint herself as America’s Very Own Princess have failed so badly. She has the family grift down cold, with the meaningless babble, phony smile and silly outfits but unlike her fat gassy daddy she just doesn’t have the pizazz to make it as a top-flight con artist. He gyrates,…

Flabby old Don Dingus, still carrying his golf course-based grudge against windmills. He’s such a stammering imbecile.

Vile pig. Can someone cave in her skull with a claw hammer because she’s “ugly”?

That’s a rough 37. My SO is 36 and looks twenty years younger than that dismal she-hag.

Look at the Trumptard over his right shoulder, even he appears disgusted by Waddles.

Well, her fat gassy hero openly mocked a disabled reporter to generate some giggles among his obnoxious flea-bitten fans, so where she comes from goofing on disabilities and handicaps is all just good clean fun. If Biden turned around and called her a “piggish lard ass who I wouldn’t fuck with Don Jr.’s dick” you bet…