Blubber Rump can say ANYTHING with a straight face, regardless of whether it’s true or even real. He just makes shit up at will and insists that “reality” is whatever he says it is. And it only becomes “real” when his enablers, stooges and lackeys play along and pretend it is.

Look at the obese gassy freak, he can’t even speak without contorting his ghoulish face into those wildly contrived expressions. When will “the rest” of this country realize that this flatulent ass-clown doesn’t do a shred of real work, ever? By day he watches teevee and tweets about it and by night he gyrates around…

He’s going to turn it into a huge circus that will make 2016 look sane in comparison. This is the problem, he isn’t playing the same game as his opponents are. If you give him any respect or take any aspect of his obnoxious persona seriously in any way you’ve already lost. He isn’t out to win over voters with his…

LOL the American “Christian right”, the brainless anchors dragging the rest of us down. “Well, he’s a crude amoral greedy vain thieving envious covetous lying cheating con artist with a lengthy and very well established track record of being a sleazy fraudulent scumbag” said Jesus, “but that Clinton really gives me…

I pop 200mg of caffeine as soon as I wake up, so thirty minutes later it’s special delivery time, like clockwork. Taking a dump at work is something I strive to avoid. It’s gross and everyone knows what you just did, too.

They were OK with him running roughshod over their entire party, they were OK with him turning the 2016 election into a deranged circus and, until now, they were OK with his flabby dotard antics as well. Too little, too late. Get the obese moron in a cell, then they can talk.

It’s laughable in that it’s so glaringly, painfully obvious. Only a complete imbecile could look at that jiggling wad of flab and see anything but a complete joke of a human being.

Anyone who voted “no” is a gutless cowardly stooge who’s just enabling the obviously corrupt and fraudulent antics of an established and certified con artist. Playing along with Daffy Don’s carnival of whimsy is the only way the con works, he’s not a “billionaire business genius” unless you pretend he is. Whatever…

LOL it’s just hilarious how these parasites demand “justice” for that waddling sack of shit. This IS justice, right now. And on top of that, since when did Lard Gut ever show anything but total disdain for anything but his own obese ass?

If nothing else it’s been a real hoot to watch Waddlin’ Don melt down in real time. That flatulent letter, his desperate gassy tweets, the pitiful attempts at pretending to be persecuted...classic Donnie Dingus. Even those Americans who tend to be “slow on the uptake” are beginning to realize that Lard Belly is an…

“And YOU were on a HORSIE!”....one of the greatest movie lines ever.

In a sane country everyone would be laughing and pointing at Waddlin’ Don and his toddler-like antics. Imagine any other POTUS carrying on like this gassy old feeb does, it’d be totally unthinkable and prompt immediate emergency measures. But here in 2019 America it’s just another weekday.

LOL Waddlin’ Don can’t actually “debate” any serious foe, as he’s an obese flatulent imbecile. His idea of “debating” is gyrating and jiggling around while babbling like a moron.

Duh. He “betrays the nation” every single day. He also betrays humanity itself with his gassy obnoxious antics. Same goes for every single Trumpie.

LOL people are still cosplaying as Ali G?

It’s exactly how to handle Waddlin’ Don. His foe and/or foes have to be absolutely relentless and just jab, jab and jab at him. Constant insults, just like he does. It’s unfortunate that it has to be this way but drastic shit piles call for shitty measures.

Piracy forever! Paying for shit...never!

The stupid idea that beliefs hold as much weight as actual facts do is a real problem in our increasingly dunderheaded society.

He should be hunting himself a chin like the one his garbage sister bought for herself.