That fat gassy psycho belongs in a ditch, doused with gasoline. His cartoon presidency is America’s low-water mark, our most humiliating era of all. The day he finally dies will be glorious.

Fuck off and die, Trumpie scum.

The flabby orange goober needs to be dragged kicking and screaming to a waiting firing squad that will end this national joke as quickly as possible.

So, is THIS going to be the thing that finally snaps the USA out of its ridiculous slumber and forces everyone to realize that this bizarre lard-bellied weirdo is nothing more than an inept waddling fraud? Or will he once again get away with doing whatever the hell he likes whenever the hell he pleases? Are we finally…

They’re not the only ones but yikes, that really is a shitty collection of bad, bad quarterbacks. 

He, as usual, has it all mixed up. HE needs to be executed, against a brick wall in some abandoned industrial park. Then his corpse needs to be thrown in a ditch, doused with gasoline and burned to ash.

Exactly. He has no brilliant strategy, he’s just a huge fucking liar.

The flabby orange goober’s entire life is a series of lies, all of it. The whole “billionaire deal-maker” persona, every detail of his private life, literally everything he’s said and done since taking office, all lies. He’s been pushing it and pushing it, lying and lying and lying and it appeared that no one was…

The flabby weirdo took it all too far and now Trumpies are in a mad panic to rationalize it all away. Pretending that “every” Democrat is a socialist pedophile nightmare who must be stopped by any means necessary worked with Hillary but that gambit’s been played already. 

I went to high school in the 1980s and we were ALLOWED to smoke between classes. 

Just look at the opioid crisis to see how Americans turn hysterical regarding anything involving drug use. Vaping is a relatively new phenomenon. Apparently there can be side effects, side effects which were not established until fairly recently. Saying that “vaping is harmless” or “vaping is deadly” is not indicative…

“Thank you daddy! I’m still executor of your will, right daddy?”

Weekend. That’s teevee time. He watches and re-watches the coverage of himself from the previous week and tweets about it. 

It doesn’t even matter anymore, as at this point the flabby orange freak is apparently permitted to do whatever he likes whenever he pleases with no fear of consequences or repercussions. Do something illegal, immoral, sketchy or dubious? No problem! Just tweet about how one of your “foes” did something even worse! It…

Fuck your mother Trumptard scum. 

Trumpies are traitorous scum and they all must die. 

In a fair and just world, Waddles would be dragged kicking and screaming to a bleak and empty industrial area, where he would unceremoniously be executed with a bullet to the back of his head. Then his tubby corpse would be thrown in a ditch, doused with gasoline and burned to ash. His family and other co-conspirators,…

Look at that bizarre flabby lunatic, it’s just impossible to believe that anyone still takes him seriously. Dotardo does not exist in any kind of “reality” like you or I understand it. To him “homelessness” is a choice, something “the homeless” do because they’re “lazy”, “stupid” and/or looking for “handouts”. He has…

I’ll tell you this right now: Waddlin’ Don will steamroll to victory next year if the Dems don’t run someone who can take his scatting and bebopping and throw it right back at him. It’s gotta be someone who can memorize his whole playbook, anticipate his every schoolyard attack and have a snappy vicious comeback in…

What a fat waddling imbecile. He has less than no idea what he’s doing.