It’s the most asinine plan I’ve ever heard. Just look at their last ten drafts, this franchise has no idea what they’re doing. Meanwhile Ross is pretending that there’s some sort of “vision” here, like this will all miraculously pay off somehow, or at least that’s what he’s saying publicly. 

He’ll be back in NE in three years, his mission complete and his “special services” check from Ross in the bank. 

There’s no doubt that scumbag Stephen Ross is up to something here that goes beyond wanting to “improve”. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if moving the team was indeed his real goal. And if the NFL lets him get away with it he will not be the only one who tries it either. 

Such a shame, the franchises greatest hour being reduced to joke fodder thanks to scumbag Stephen Ross and his shady NFL bust-out scheme. Those 1972 Dolphins were real men, men who never would have accepted lying down and “tanking”. Now they’re laughingstocks thanks to Ross’ cockamamie bullshit plan. If the NFL sits…

It’s an embarrassment. This is not being done in any kind of good faith, it’s a huge scam. Scumbag Stephen Ross has a lot of balls trying to pretend this is all for the best. There is no evidence at all that the Dolphins braintrust is going to draft a brand new roster full of stars and plenty of evidence to the…

No. They should be penalized by the league and forced to take a lower draft position and even forfeit picks. This is not organic, honest badness, it’s contrived fake badness and it’s inexcusable. Every team they play gets a freebie and it screws up the whole competitive balance. Some team is going to make the playoffs…

Another good point. Being lousy is one thing but coming into a season this unprepared (and dealing away starters on the eve of the season) puts careers at risk. And what, they’re just going to magically get better next year after three or four draft picks make the roster? 

The league needs to step in and penalize teams that do this. You can’t allow franchises to not even try in order to stockpile draft picks, not when it’s this blatant. No effort at all was put into building that roster. That scumbag Ross is literally fleecing Miami season ticket holders and not acting in good faith as…

This collection of stammering boobs is the best the Dems have? It’s a nightmare scenario, the waddling freak doesn’t even have to try against these sad losers. He’ll just hurl his idiotic insults and walk away without breaking a sweat. 

Yet another incredibly sub-cretinous statement courtesy of the gassy waddling freak. I’m no expert but I believe the “orange” is caused by the layers upon layers of orange goop he slathers himself with every day. Does the obese goober really think anyone believes otherwise? Does he not comprehend that everyone can…

That’s the only reason anyone ever hired her to “model” anything. There’s absolutely nothing special or remarkable about her at all. 

So that explains why she’s a soulless amoral piece of shit too. Nothing is more nauseating than hearing that plastic contrived piece of shit softly cooing about wonderful her fat gassy daddy is. In a just and fair world she’d be tossed into a shallow unmarked grave right on top of his bullet-riddled corpse. 

I love when Trumpies pretend they’re not giant pieces of shit. Fuck off and die, fetus-hugger. 

Few things take the fun out of a televised football game more than sitting there waiting and endlessly analyzing every single frame of a mundane play to see if the runner’s knee was down before the nose of the ball and (zzzzzzz). The whole idea that every single play of every single game is of the utmost importance is…

Waddlin’ Don, King Of imbecilic nicknames. I really, really wish a Dem candidate would start hurling dumb nicknames right back at him. Fatty Lardgut, Waddles The Clown, Blubber McRumpus, Fatso, Flabzo, The Flatulent Feeb and so on. He’d go totally ballistic and immediately start demanding “respect” and “civility” at…

The Falwells are and always were humongous pieces of shit. This scumbag’s pompous windbag of a father was one of the most contemptible people who ever lived. I remember when he died and the news media was carrying on and on about him, then Christopher Hitchens just absolutely brutalized him and people were all shocked…

People will slaughter this comment but it’s true. This country reacts to everything drug-related with wild hysteria. People still don’t understand that cocaine and crack are the same thing and weed isn’t always “totally harmless” for everyone. Now, thanks to hysteria, people believe that taking a Percocet will result…

This country tends to treat every drug issue with total hysteria and an alarming lack of knowledge. The fentanyl that killed Prince, Petty and Skaggs was in all likelihood contained within bootleg pills made to look exactly like the real thing. Obviously this is a major, major problem. The kind of people who…

At best Barron is the product of daddy jerking off into a cup while looking at Ivanka’s old teenage modeling pictures. Trump never fucked Melania and probably hasn’t even seen her naked either. Both Melania and Barron are marketing gimmicks designed to make that hideous doughy goober appear to be a virile man, just…

The vacant, vapid, dead eyes of a woman who’s well aware that her entire life is a huge lie and her “husband” is a living bag of shit.