DreaminShelby427
DreaminShelby427
DreaminShelby427

I speak for most of Jalopnik when I say that we love Torch's random nonsense.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but just for the record I did win that hypermiling competition with the cardboard there.

This is included because this is how all Jalopnik staff meetings are. We line up overlooking a city skyline, and all talk with our eyes locked ahead, never facing anyone. It's super-productive.

Off the shelf computer component being re-purposed for random gadgetry? Arguably the most realistic part of the trailer.

Pfffft. None of these are bad decisions when you have the skills of this crew. This shit is just a random Tuesday for them. They probably partied the night before because they don't need to give 100% on simple things like the busjacking.

not out of free will? Are you a slave that is forced to see movies?

You're still gonna watch it.

I know these movies are cheesy. I know the gearhead lingo is wrong. I know the physics are impossible. I know whatever you can bring up to bash the FnF franchise. And I DON'T CARE!! I love this freakin series, and am excited about this next installment.

Every single other car was more desirable.

you sir, have very poor taste in cars

Am I the only one bothered by the fact that none of the main stars of Tokyo Drift are in the "crew"? I mean it was the weakest film out of all of them but they shouldn't wipe them off as if they never existed. I didn't see a single scene with Sean in it.

That is the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust, not the Geoff.

This is like a Chinese ripoff of the Geoff. CP.

I dunno, I kind of like them on this one.

"Nobody better be takin' credit for this.."

Kick Ass 2. Great movie.

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