"SWEAR TO ME!!!"-Steve Jobs

This is a gonzo post. Seriously, you were channeling Hunter S. Thompson in a few places; and given the kick-assedness of the subject as well, it made for a great read. Well done.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls, and 13.2…

Report: Steven Segal to play WOZ

Pretty sure it was his dying wish that we release a new one every year; make only superficial changes to the previous version, and tout it as a revolutionary upgrade to the now obsolete original.

I hope he brought his old friend...

so clearly this watch isn't for you. But are you bitching just to bitch? Some people like variety. You don't, and that's ok, but it doesn't make a product that facilitates it "pointless," it just means you don't need/want that product. So in the future, maybe you shouldn't try and tell a business to change their…

I recently saw a Mansory Panamera Turbo S. In Red (blue is below). Feeling ill, I decided to hang around for its owner while my stomach settled. I asked him why he decided to have that done to the car? "I wanted something distinctive", was his response.

You can STILL hide a body in here

yes, that's the one.

Just for goofs I wish we could time machine tucker back and swap him for Henry Ford.

For those of you incredulous at the idea of Toyota being in the boat business, the fancy boat business to boot, I'll have you know the company has been making boats since they dropped the original Ponam-28 in 1997. All their seafaring vessles have automotive engines tuned for marine use.

I wish I had taken a pic of the board next to it. It was a prototype. has a burgundy mid section (which matches the grill), a glass targa like roof. and is a fastback!

WTF? What is this thing?

Just yesterday, NASA approved what is essentially Capt. Torchinsky's design to be used for a new module. And now we are graced with the Great Sexy Mother of Sextopolis Sexy Halloween Costumes.

I lost my cool at Sexy ECU. The Sexy Turn Indicator is just too perfect.

If by chance, I get the opportunity to meet Jason in…

Never change, Jason.

torch your like one of the few reasons I stay on jalop keep up the crazy and amazing articles boss

Sometimes I worry about you, Torchy.

and it would look a lot more like this: