Oh lick a fat monkey taint you lying piece of crap. Did you just explain why financially it makes sense for you to see this movie because you paid for a subscription but not because you actually wanna see it?!?! You nut job?! It's cars sexy girls, and guns. If you are a man you will see this for those reasons alone. I…

IT'S THE DACIA SAN DERRO!

You absolutely can hate him mustangkr500. Be proud to hate him because 'MERICA.

I don't like you or the money you have you attention seeking whore.

"ran when parked." HAHAHHA

I love this. Please lets have FLASHBACK FRIDAYS! Pick a few cars that would have been released, review and give it some 70's/80's/90's flair. This could be a homerun but only Eric or Torch could make this fun I think (No offense patrick lol)

I WOULD RATHER BUY THIS THAN THE PROP. IT WORKS! (Sorta...)

What a shitty video guy. 2525= Real music. This=shit burger at the bottom of the sea. I never understood this retarded screamo shit.

He only stayed "calm" because he had 40 cameras on him. If this happened in a back alley that guy would have found out how spacious the maybach trunk is.

"Blazay blah I'm better than you because I don't need this product (insert hipster reason) and this technology is obviously useless if you are me. If you're not me you should be more like me because I am great and everyone else is stupid and wrong."

Torch you are the heart of this site. Please don't stop finding awesomeness like this. I wake up, come to work, get setup and the whole time I'm cranky. I flip on Jalopnik and I'm instantly smiling. Thanks

GOTTA BE TORCH GETTING HIS BUG BACK AND PEOPLE BANDING TOGETHER THANKS TO INTER-NEPS.

STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT.

I don't like Apple. I don't like Ive. Doesn't mean the man isn't a genius. It's the little things. Those sounds are super important. Take for example a ringtone you have to hear 7,000,000 times a year. Wouldn't you like that to be subtle yet powerful? Props you super douche.

Duh...it's a Maserati/Stang.

I just love that Elon wants to give the world his D. ROFLCOPTER

DAVE! YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS AN ASSHAT. TELL HER TO STFU, GET OUT THE CAR AND MAKE YOU A SANDWICH VIA PORSCHE FIRE. DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!!!