Oh lick a fat monkey taint you lying piece of crap. Did you just explain why financially it makes sense for you to see this movie because you paid for a subscription but not because you actually wanna see it?!?! You nut job?! It's cars sexy girls, and guns. If you are a man you will see this for those reasons alone. I…

IT'S THE DACIA SAN DERRO!

You absolutely can hate him mustangkr500. Be proud to hate him because 'MERICA.

I don't like you or the money you have you attention seeking whore.

"ran when parked." HAHAHHA

I love this. Please lets have FLASHBACK FRIDAYS! Pick a few cars that would have been released, review and give it some 70's/80's/90's flair. This could be a homerun but only Eric or Torch could make this fun I think (No offense patrick lol)

I WOULD RATHER BUY THIS THAN THE PROP. IT WORKS! (Sorta...)

What a shitty video guy. 2525= Real music. This=shit burger at the bottom of the sea. I never understood this retarded screamo shit.

He only stayed "calm" because he had 40 cameras on him. If this happened in a back alley that guy would have found out how spacious the maybach trunk is.

Torch you are the heart of this site. Please don't stop finding awesomeness like this. I wake up, come to work, get setup and the whole time I'm cranky. I flip on Jalopnik and I'm instantly smiling. Thanks

GOTTA BE TORCH GETTING HIS BUG BACK AND PEOPLE BANDING TOGETHER THANKS TO INTER-NEPS.

STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT.

Duh...it's a Maserati/Stang.

I just love that Elon wants to give the world his D. ROFLCOPTER

DAVE! YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS AN ASSHAT. TELL HER TO STFU, GET OUT THE CAR AND MAKE YOU A SANDWICH VIA PORSCHE FIRE. DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!!!

If this isn't a thing then it needs to be one. Props to u, you literary genius.

"TORCH GRABS THE BALL GOES UP FOR THE DUNK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM!

it'll be great until the day someone gets their account hacked from close range NFC phishers. Then everyone will be afraid to use it.