I am nearly 99% sure those words have never before been said on the Internet.

Don’t worry, Doc... People on the Internet who comment have a really hard time understanding satire/sarcasm. Look at the stars, those are the people who get the joke. The comments are people who don’t get it.

Yeah, but you also miss the point that they are selling the SPEED of the service, not the TOTAL amount of service. Which makes a HUGE difference!

Yes, that was a bit of hyperbole. But thanks for mansplaining it a whole lot more. Apple Polisher.

To ensure the smaller V9 motor still produces the same intense blast of air as other hair dryers, the Supersonic borrows the air multiplier techniques used by Dyson’s fans, heaters, and air purifiers.

I missed the first discussion, but if you are of the... pale variety... You need to lather yourself up in sunblock before working on anything.

Why did they choose the absolute WORST MUSIC I HAVE EVER HEARD to go over the sounds of the workers tamping away at the dirt?

The good news is that you are not alone in your near-complete lack of understanding of the British Empire...

When one key breaks, I should not need to throw out an entire laptop to fix it.

Even the nicest, most decent superheroes are cold blooded murderers.

I know this site is for the ladies, but I just want to re-iterate for the guys who came here because of the word “Bra” being closely associated with the word “Boobies” that they should do two things for their woman in their lives:

Oh, so an Oil company makes a car that is “good” on gas?

Locks keep honest people out.

I’m sure someone else said it (and even linked to them) but literally all of these are extensions/apps in Chrome.

Naah. I like my USB ports where I can actually reach them, and not shoved behind/underneath the furniture.

Naah. I like my USB ports where I can actually reach them, and not shoved behind/underneath the furniture.

Let me know when this better technology gets into something I can put in my pocket.

Abrams also explained that while many people have complained The Force Awakens is nothing but a copy of A New Hope, that was actually the point, and he understands the frustration.

In all honesty, I would be okay with the bicycles storing all energy on board, and then using it later to boost up hills and whatnot. Essentially, ‘flattening’ the road as it were.

This video player sucks... It never works on Chrome—even when I run in Incognito mode, so it’s not any of my extensions.

Look man, I am going to save you a load of headaches and typing. I tried this same argument with “Drones” being anything that flies in the air being Remote Controlled... And the things that they actuall drop bombs and shoot people with “Unmanned Aerial Vehicles” and I learned something...