I think you found the one application of coins where Bitcoin wouldn’t work.

Sodium Citrate is not even all that hard to find these days... Goes under “Sour Salt” as well.

What if I just wanted to know if there was GMO in the .35 cent can of mixed vegetables, versus not having any in the .69 cent can?

Meh... Pretty sure a Pixel C is a way better investment. Because they are getting the ability to run more than one Android app in floating windows pretty soon, which is so awesome it makes me squee with glee.

I will eat garbage when I don’t have regular food to eat, thank you very much.

The day I talk to a friendly vegan, I will consider a vegan friendly option.

I cannot help but cackle with glee as I watch Apple tumble down the slippery slope of sadness that is all the recent news about them.

What if that person is on foodstamps? I pay for everything else, but they get foodstamps and Obamacare.

You could save yourself some slides with

The answer is easy: Smart ForTwo.

This comment is better if you read it in the voice of Skinner (Evil Chef from Ratatouille) or really any stereotypical French accent.

Well... Translucent. It’s not optical quality or anything.

Who has this kind of space in the freezer?

Goddamn it... Why oh why do we have to be “The Best” when it comes to stuff?

In all honesty, if they had more tracking of cars on the road, and people would essentially broadcast where they are going, we could already do this with computational models.

If you think that food you don’t prepare yourself is good for you...

I’m glad I’m not the only one who brings measurement devices to the bar...

There’s no use in asking questions to him... He never really listens to anyone else, even when you give him exactly what he asks for—he goes and moves the goalposts.

This is like saying “Watching you care for one baby, will determine how you will care for 10 babies.”