Oh good god, I think I am done with lifehacker... This is the worst article I have ever read. Are you saying that people who scream things just to make people feel upset are supposed to be allowed to just continue to do that, because the people they are screaming at should just brush off their insanity?

You are not even in the ballpark of reality with what is going on... Granted, Giz isn’t either, but you are so far out in the weeds on this...

Oh man, you just reminded me that Kettle Corn is a thing that I can eat.

This is why I shave it.

If you want to understand how it works in great detail, but also explained clearly, there is an article that explains it.

How can Faux Nooze possibly get a good score on this... We need an extension to check the extension to make sure that it is working properly!

Ooh, I think I will get these though, since the lids look like they would close much better than the little red caps. First thing is going to be my oil and red wine vinegar mix I use. If it stays in that, then everything else will be golden too.

Someone else commented that they are on Amazon, and I am a huge idiot for not thinking that. I don’t know, it was just a blind spot... Anyway, I’m ordering some of them because everyone on there says they are the best and here we go. First thing I am going to put in them is the oil and vinegar combo that I use to make…

Those leak. Tried them from Dollar General and Dollar Tree. Walmart by me had the same ones at DG and DT. But someone else commented that the good ones (and loads of people on Amazon agree) are on Amazon and they are cheap as the ones in the store.

Oh, I am such an idiot. I have no idea why I didn’t think to check on Amazon. Have a good laugh as my expense, I deserve it. This is not sarcasm, this is a real moment of a human being realizing how stupid they are.

Yeah, I agree. Now find one that dosen’t leak, dosen’t cost $8 for one, has a cap that is actually sealing so that when they get knocked over in the fridge they won’t make a mess, and that I can clean to a reasonable level.

I love how browsing Facebook is now part of the jobs of police. I feel so much safer!

Hey man I work at Uber and they are trying really hard with this new CEO. The last guy might have been a dick but he’s gone now. They are at least trying to be good, and the places I order from always say that they are doing so much more business that is really helping. And one place that you can keep all your menu up…

Simple solution: Cut the pages out, scan them in as a PDF, and then throw out the book. You get the recipies without the face.

Why wouldn’t you buy the best version of a thing you use for 1/3 of your life?

Why wouldn’t you buy the best version of a thing you use for 1/3 of your life?

Don’t wash with body wash... Don’t stir your coffee... Don’t have a Romantic dinner on Valentine’s day... Don’t wipe from front to back... Don’t run with scissors... Don’t whizz on the electric fence.

Satire is dead.

You did some good work here today, saving all the people stupid enough to try this. The world is better with those idiots not drinking themselves to death.

I think those reasons listed at the end “How to say No” are very reminiscent of the way to say no to drugs that DARE was taught, and we see how much of an effect that had on children who went through it...

ProTip: If it works on everything, then it dosen’t actually work.