I’m sure everyone else noticed that he kind of looked like Chris Farley... right?

I wonder if this is why the other motorcycle gang in Akira was clown based... Bozo, and all that.

I have not laughed harder at a Hummer, except for the first time I saw one with a fire hydrant shoved right through the middle, with water spraying out every window and door, and a soccer mom screaming “I TOLD YOU I COULDN’T SEE ANYTHING!” next to a man who was looking much chastised.

This is a pet peeve of mine... Maybe I am alone in this, but when I am making something at home that is a clone of something... I want it to look pretty close to what I buy.

When I get a house, one of the first things I am going to do is put a BIG system on the input of the house, so that the whole house gets filtered. Then, I am chucking out the big hot water tank, and putting these on every tap/shower that needs hot water.

I’m having a hard time believing that the criminals are recommending really good locks to let you keep your stuff...

As someone who has been put in charge of regulating the corporate network at work...

How did you bake a cake without any fat in it?

I didn’t suggest it, but this is the one that I have and it makes a dang good waffle. And grilled cheese. And panini. And pancakes. And yeah, even the occasional steak. And eggs and bacon too... What in the world could it possibly be?

I didn’t suggest it, but this is the one that I have and it makes a dang good waffle. And grilled cheese. And…

You are doing it ALL WRONG.

They don’t have to be perfect, they just have to be slightly better than Humans. And that is not hard to do. They don’t get tired, they look at 360 degrees of the road, the don’t answer a cell phone, they don’t change a station on the radio...

BUT THAT DON’T SELL COKE!

I love trying to eat something that is also trying to squirt me back! It’s like eating something alive and fighting to live.

Ha! Oh I am so using this whenever I ask for something reasonable and prudent, and I get shot down with these reasons.

Or, cut off the black part and eat the rest of of it. Cabbage is cheap.

WELL THERE GOES MY WEEKEND! THANKS LIFEHACKER! I feel as if someone did hack and steal my life now, with all this handy-ness that I am learning with my eyeballs.

What is under the hump in the middle? The drivetrain or something? Could you ‘fix’ the interior so it could actually haul 4 50th percentile human beings?

Yeah, we used a quarter here in the USA—which everyone has nearby in some fashion. It supposedly keeps down on the theft of the carts and leaving them in the parking lot to smash into cars...