28,000 kilometers is like 5 miles.

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Me want job, me write good

That’s a veiled threat if I’ve ever heard one. I hope you make enough money at your new job to get out of our mom’s basement.

Why is Amber leaking, and how did she hear nudes? I’d rather see them, personally.

Because I don’t want to work today, I watched this video on 2x speed so I could make a list of all of the issues with the car so you don’t have to watch the youtube equivalent of War and Peace.

Is that a yes or a no?

The dems should be ashamed of being exposed as the incredibly corrupt, hypocritical, liars that they are.

Yeah, sure....... it was the Russians..... thats why:

Oh...that clears it up. TBH, I stopped paying attention to Vin when he made that cartoon about the tin man whose vocabulary was limited to the phrase ‘I like Roots’.

That awkward moment when you generate more torque than the engine in your car

No, but neither does Raphael Orlove.

he was an auto journalist at one point

I uncovered this secret internal memo from an undisclosed source that may explain:

Jesus Christo. The amount of you that rush to blurt out your stupid opinions without even taking 2 minutes to read a few paragraphs about what it is you’re commenting on is astounding.

I thought that a billionaire like Elon Musk would not feel the need to angrily tweet out rebuttals to bizarre news stories about him. I guess I was wrong.

They really thought that airline name and that symbol right after it is a good idea?

If you would only watch the video, the wings crack and fall off at 1:25.