I decided to use my Beetle as the 'active' car with the meat-bumpers and my wife's Scion xB as the 'passive' car. The Beetle still has a banged-up rear bumper from when it was stolen (I'm going to replace it soon, honest) and, since it's very separate from the body, makes quick mounting of the meats very easy. That…

The names Bondo, James Bondo.

I've gotten to the point where I can accurately guess the author of Jalopnik articles by just the title and the lead picture. Torch articles are very easy to spot.

They should throw in a couple robot sign spinners to see if they confuse the car into taking an immediate right turn towards amazing savings.

Remember: if the top-most light of a traffic light is illuminated, you might need to stop, even if its green.

OH GOSH

His name is Messi, says so on his back...

Dare he drift a drafting desk during drawing drills? This daring drifting draftsman driving desks, decidedly dangerous daft dick or demented dapper dude driving for damsel derrière?

For the next 7 minutes yes.

The current generation of iFuckdrive is far more intuitive than the first two generations. They've sorted out some of the bugs in the interfuckface and the voice recogfucknition is a little bit better too.

This is what I saw...

How was there enough of a gap between the semi and the ground to clear Ivanov's massive balls...?

Just give it back when you're done. Then you're just borrowing it.

THAT SOUNDS ILLEGAL STEF

Why can't I stop watching this? haha

I'm guessing that this entire article was just made solely for the purpose of showcasing this Gif.

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