Dr_Zoidberg
Dr_Zoidberg
Dr_Zoidberg

well damn

Just watch Xena. It was the better of the two.

It helps if you’re stoned, 23, you don’t have cable, and it’s 1996.

SSSSSSSSSSHHH LEAVE ME MY DREAMS

Fuck you Hercules.

“Peace, I guess. Sigh.”

First thing I thought of, lol. Jesus, though, can’t they just let these amazing female athletes just be athletes? They’re competing in tennis not pouring goddamn tea.

If he had been beaten so badly about the face that he needed stitches and broke teeth, wouldn’t his face show some degree of swelling and/or bruising? Come on youtube stars! If you’re going to fake a hate crime to get attention for yourself put some effort into it! Throw yourself down an actual flight of stairs,

I mean, it's not like there's not ENOUGH hate crime. Being in Britain, the aftermath of Brexit has brought it all to the surface, and it's all so desperately sad. So fuck this guy if he is trying to scrape together an iota of publicity with a staged attack.

The LAPD’s claim that McSwiggan was seen injuring himself after taking his booking photo probably explains why the booking photo looks like this.

50 LGBT people were massacred less than a month ago and this motherfucker decides to stage a hate crime for internet fame? I’m just appalled.

If it got your infant into such a state that she would need to go to the ER, I would expect it to make news.

Why is anyone still paying attention to this woman’s nonsense? She has zero clout, no public platform, and no influence. She’s even too lazy to grift properly.

Stop putting his words in his mouth.

Not a chance for me; I’m okay with Clinton, she’s infinitely preferable to Trump, and I realize that neither Stein nor Johnson have a chance of winning (and I don’t know enough about Johnson to know if I find him preferable to Clinton). However, I do the the sense that some of Sanders’ supporters are refusing to vote

In my spare time I deface pubic landmarks, but using only my menstrual fluid.

I don’t think everything deserves prison. I think a lot of people who are in prison shouldn’t be. But this shit needs to be swatted down hard to discourage anyone else. Our national parks are a treasure for all of us.

A ban isn’t good enough. She should get a few months behind bars at the very least.