I do feel really sad for Sir Sorbet, fwiw

Being on the wrong side of history and clinging to outmoded, archaic ideology in the face of a changing, global, tech-focused, inclusive, mixed-race society is STUPID. This is their last gasp.

yes. yes.

Serious question: is the GOP just inherently stupid?

My favorite storied student simile is: “The boat glided across the lake just like a bowling ball wouldn’t.”

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

I love that Vogue considers Schumer’s totally unsurprising fondness for the New York Times to be a literary eccentricity requiring ethnographic contextualization:

‘BREAKING: NRA says anyone on terrorism watchlist who tries to buy a gun should be investigated by the FBI and the sale delayed - Reuters’

“Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead.”

James 2:14-17 ESV

We should, given the amount of invasive pythons we have. Hell, one of them even got elected governor!

I am fucking sick of the We are Orlando! and Pray for Orlando BS on FB. These are some of the same people, who a week ago were ready and willing to deny lawful citizens of the US their civil rights because they are gay, or bisexual or transgender or just don’t care to identify themselves one way or another. They…

My takeaway is the superfluous comma in paragraph two. God Gawker edit these articels!!!!!!!

Your mom called from upstairs and said to stop getting Cheetos and semen on the keyboard.

My take away is the word “the”. Aimee wrote an article about the word, “the”. It was interesting I guess. Maybe it said other things? But I'm too busy to have paid attention. On to the next thought!

Fuck the NRA.

Yes because a typo is what we should be taking away from this story.