I liked that performance enough that I might need to procure the soundtrack pronto.

Starrgazing: A timeline

Bravo to KWTX!

What if they’re a devilish hell-spawn narcissist sociopath sent by God to test you everyday?

I don’t know. I had an uber religious coworker who said “the first step in the downfall of a country is letting woman in their army” along with other silly sexist/misogynistic, somewhat racist, or radical christian idealogies. I disagreed with most everything he believed and got along with him as a coworker, but hated…

That’s not Journey. That’s “Journey.”

Q: as a feminist, am I allowed to shame the members of Journey for wearing too much makeup?

This comment could apply to every person in that picture.

Or they hear “I don’t want kids” and decide you mean “I actively loathe all children and want to push them in front of buses.” I mean, I love panda bears and beluga whales but I’m not going to keep them in my house.

I had dinner with my BFF and her baby the other week. My BFF went to the bathroom while I sat alone playing with said baby for a few minutes. It actually occurred tone that if my life were a movie about a single childless woman in her 30s, this would be the moment about a third of the way in, when there would be a…

Holy fuck! I get the “You’re so pretty, smart, successful! Why aren’t you married???” shit all the time. I respond that no one is worthy or worthwhile. I’m 42, I’ve got this. Don’t be worrying about me.

I have guys telling me I’ve hit the Wall and should grab any guy that comes along. Yeah, no thank you! I like my house, my stuff and pets, not ready to decide if I want another person to share it with. Plus these guys continually ignore that men really don’t have great sperm when they are older. They bought into the…

I remember one of the young accountants at my office razzing me about that women-over-35 statistic and how older women are less picky. He was disconcerted when I laughed. In my experience, the older you get while single, the harder it is for a guy to get your attention. I liked my life. To turn my life upside down to…

Threw my clock at the wall and smashed it to bits. Happy as a clam ever since.

Babies are dumb.

Eh, I don’t think it’s fair to be snarky here. It takes a few seconds to see her because you see the dude’s whole face smack in the middle. Even though she’s in the front, it’s only a bad profile and her clothing and hair fade into the background. A quick google search of Hope Hicks comes up with dozens of images that…

He’s in a room full of lawyers. And sometimes you need to talk over that judge, if only to demand your rights as a potential defendant. Moreover, there is almost always an Administrative Judge who oversees the other judges.

I am 92% positive these are the same person.

even chuck norris took vacation days

Basically, if you aren’t performing over-wrought machismo 24/7/265, even in your sleep, you’re a pussy to them.