*sounds of Bob Belcher GROANING*

OMG WHAT IS THAT?

I haven’t played it yet, but PLEASE tell me there’s some easter eggs for THIS timeless gem:

It’s just a cat.

Except if you actually own a cat i t loves you, and not out of a sick stockholm syndrome we’ve bred into dogs over thousands of years.

I’m willing to settle for getting occasionally gashed by my little twerp of a cat than to declaw him. I imagine that would be torturous, especially if they’re already used to the sensation of having claws before losing them.

I just want to second Hannah on not declawing your cats. It’s cruel. After awhile, cat paws shrink from declawing and it’s pretty sad to see. Their paws just look wrong. They’ll also still try to instinctively scratch things to sharpen the invisible claws, which is a pretty dismal sight.

Loophole: Rescue a declawed cat!

If you can’t deal with cats having front claws, then don’t get a cat. I have no idea why so many people think lobbing off parts of a cat’s toes is an acceptable compromise of having a cat and upscale furniture at the same time. Get a rabbit or something.

There is but one God.

Supreme Benevolent Leader Of The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea’s Faithful and Fearless Poultry Chosen By God

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It’s gotta be the ones that people put on signifying how many people are in their family right? Nobody gives a shit that you have a spouse and kids. The only people that need to know that for any reason will either ask you or will already know by virtue of having met your family.

It got smacked around for spilling daddy’s beer.

My wife has one of these on her car

Theory: Trump supporters are unable to figure out how to apply the stickers.

Bernie Sanders stickers. I refuse to tow people with those because I won’t get paid.

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

I am conflicted. On the one hand,no matter what one thinks of Israel’s policies, anti-semetic bullshit is still anti-semetic bullshit and fuck that shit. On the other hand, fuck Bill Kristol.

Evil is as evil does. Sorry, I know a lady who has 300 cats. It matters very little what delusional bullshit she tells herself, not to the poor animals, and not particularly much to me.