Also how amazing does Joanna look at almost 70????

I am on board, drinking a Stoli-Boli, darlings.

That’s how it starts...I started with 3. Just three, no biggie. One from a friend’s stray mama cat, one from Wal Mart, one stolen from an asshole ex boyfriend.

This is so cute. All of them were adopted!

Key & Peele plus kitten? I can’t wait to see this.

Not possible, because it wouldn’t be finished in time.

The Oatmeal posted this on Facebook:

Clearly I didn’t personally know Prince and I know people can’t live forever and I shouldn’t be this upset about a stranger dying but, shit, this stings. This stings hard.

I’m casting out this demon news.

I'm still grieving Leonard Nimoy, whom I mourned more than members of my own family.

If it is Prince, shouldn’t we all be considered next of kin? WHY WON’T THEY TELL US?

I hate to hope death on anyone but please for the love of everything don’t let this death be Prince

This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

Duh, that’s why you have to saran-wrap a cut onion to your feet at night!

People need to stop taking dietary and health advice from people like Gwenyth Paltrow.

Well, thanks to the Internet I'm now bored with sex.

Perinatal hospice care:

Uh...umm... I can’t. I just can’t. Words escape me in a hiss of steaming anger.