Dr_Zoidberg
Dr_Zoidberg
Dr_Zoidberg

If he felt the need to give them hush money, I’d say it counts.

Ehhh, I dunno, I’m still unconvinced. Listen, De Niro is in some of my favorite movies of all time (like Goodfellas!), so I feel like I should be listening to his opinion. Right?

Guy with a Masters in Special Education and 17 years working with children with severe autism here: 1. Fuck you DeNiro, you degenerate piece of garbage. 2. The causes of autism are widely accepted as a mess of disparate factors.....the age of the father, a heightened level of testosterone in the mother, genetics ( a

I have FEELINGS, about THINGS, and that means SOMETHING!

celebs don’t have to be role models. they don’t have to be politically aware. they don’t have to be rational and intelligent.

Nopppppe. Fuck this.

lol no thanks byyyyye

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Her expression...that’s all.

oh my god this is great

I will admit to writing Twilight fanfiction back in the day (not mentioning my pen name). Having said that, I can attest that producing content on a regular basis really is a hard process. I posted two full-length stories, and even though I consider them crappy fanfiction, having completed them was quite an

For a princely sum of $5 I would be happy to provide such a book, as long as you promise not to notice that it's just a Hardy Boys novel with the names swapped out.

hey i don’t know how to slepl

I love dramatic teenagers so much .

hahahahah okay you guys can stay, this is pretty good.

Trump really struggles when he’s asked to give specifics. He’s like Lois on Family Guy when she runs for mayor and all she shouts is “9/11" and people cheer. I genuinely try and pay attention during GOP debates and when he’s forced to give specifics on virtually anything he instead shouts buzzwords and is completely

Dear GOP women,

If Trump was worried about a woman holding a pen, how would he handle Putin?

First off - the fact that this man has no empathy and is clearly a narcissist is one thing. But can we please acknowledge that he can not even speak about “women” or “women’s issues” without talking as if he’s speaking to men about them? By that, I mean he will keep saying “I’m gonna be so good for women. Women love