This is my favorite show of all time. I mean the original series felt like a low budget tequila commercial, so if that’s how the movie is, I think they’ve nailed it.

TBH I would be disappointed if it didn’t feel like a low budget commercial for tequila mixer.

Gif party anyone?

Mooslims? In my US Military? Its more likely than you think.

I was going to say that it’s weird that he didn’t serve because he is old enough to have served in the military during the Reagan administration, which I assume would be a double victory for him. But then I saw he is only 45. He looks awful for 45.

My 1st day in office :puppies for everyone, if you have an abortion you also get a kitten and ice cream for free.

Promise us that every boy will be named “Jesus”

Especially babies in the womb.

If you elect me to office, I promise to personally shove a slice of Meat-Love Supreme pizza down the throat of every American man, woman, and child.

My first day in office, I will carpet bomb all the non-wheat grains and return pizza and freedom fries to every school lunch tray in America!! In Jesus’ (the white one with blue eyes, not the Jewish or *gasp*, African one) name I pray....AAAAAMMMMEEEENNNNN!!!!

Somebody please get that man an epi pen before that allergic reaction gets worse.

Also? In case Mr. President anyone is wondering: I have a legal background, I look great in black AND I already own a lace collar. I also like to bang on things with a wooden hammer.