where are they registered? i’d like to send them a wedding gift and a note of hope and love.

Bush: My mom said I can’t go play in the snow because I always track it through the house when I come home. *Sits in window, wistfully watches other kids playing outside.”

also correct?

Popular buttons and stickers included ones that say, “If she can’t please her husband, she can’t please the country,”

I read that entirely in a bad Chicago Italian accent. I think.

Also correct:

What do you mean, toots? He thinks you broads are swell. Gonna have to turn you over and teach you a lesson when you get cheeky though. It’s the only way you’ll learn.

No snark that is an excellent question. I wonder if concussions are common in the bmx world.

rude.

Maybe Gollum would have been more popular if he had washed his loincloth more often?

I thought it was because he is the human version of Gollum.

and shoelaces too

“Some people don’t understand that concept,” he explained. “They just wear the same clothes and they stink.”

When you look good, you play good, having clean clothes is apart of that. You’d never wear a garden hose in a hail storm would you? No, you would eat pudding. Basically what I’m saying is, He’s done.

It’s not just better training required for police officers. We need to stop hiring sociopaths for the job.

I want to be Linda Belcher she is THE BEST.

No, going to a doctor won’t fix everything but if the doctor can’t solve it, or your doctor is an asshole, you go to another doctor, you don’t shove a tea bag full of twigs up your vag.

Literally the only product I would feel comfortable buying from a company called EMBRACE PANGAEA is miniature dinosaur figurines or possibly dinosaur Halloween costumes.

I'm pretty sure that a gay-anti-abortion-Asian-lady-minimum-wage-barista eventually turns into a phoenix and flies away in a shower of ash. #Republicanscience