I made enemies.

Well, I’m going back to bed. This day is a complete disaster.

Marry me.

Can the horses watch?

Hello! I live in Wyoming...moved here from Texas 14 years ago. I love this beautiful state.

And waaaaaay over there is where I used to be relevant!

I’ve read more of the bible than a lot of these people who claim it’s their favorite book, and I’m an atheist.

How very generous of Caitlyn Jenner. Thank you so much.

What the hell does any fashion mean?

AGREED!

I went hardcore and had a hysterectomy! Granted, I’m 46, have no desire to ever even be near a child, and am starting menopause....but damn! It feels great not to have periods anymore.

And there goes the last lingering shred of my heterosexuality.

Please, I lived through the 70’s once already...don’t make me go back there.

HA! Welcome to my life as a larger woman. I swear, the next retailer that offers me an oversized sweatshirt with enormous flower appliques or elastic-waist jeans that stop at the ankle is going to get a very dirty look.

I open containers even when I’m told they are empty containers...

My god, why would you post that?! What have we ever done to you?!

Yeah, jellies were awful, but by god you just HAD to have them - all your friends were wearing them!

I’ll join you in that heart attack, as I’ve never even heard of this business until right now.

Yes, but how old is Erin, exactly?