So glad I’m an atheist.

Here, a kindly master practices early CrossFit training with his slave.

That’s it. Humanity is beyond saving. Bring on the zombie apocalypse.

The first time I came across Spike I nearly had a heart attack.

I have a Resting Bitch Face that would make Grumpy Cat proud.

Ha! I’m written in backwards Esperanto! Try and figure that out!

Here I am!

Wow...they are completely, wholeheartedly, unbeleivably ignorant, aren’t they?

It’s so adorable!

Well, damn it all.

Babies are gross.

Or Christine Monson’s ‘Stormfire’.

O/T, it’s like when I go looking the phone book for a plumber or some such, and ads are plastered with the fish symbol. I don’t even understand that.

There can never be too many cat gifs.

I’ve self-published a trilogy, and now, working on my fourth book, a stand-alone, I’m very excited about it and plan to try and get an agent to get it traditionally published. Your article gave me a lot to think about. Maybe I’ll just use my initials instead of my real name.

Ted Cruz is so manly I just got pregnant from watching that video!

Whaddayaknow, there is a god!

I’m petulant!

‘Murrica!

Shut up shut up shut up. Go away and don’t come back until you understand science.