Everyone else can go home, the internet's been won for the day.

Yeah, what am I going to blame my wanton sexual behavior on now?!

Oh my god, me too! I'm a woman, and I have never dreamed about relationships. But nuclear war dreams? All the damn time.

Hell, one of my ancestors was hung as a traitor during the Revolutionary War. I currently have no plans to overthrow the American government, but get back to me this Saturday, when there's nothing good on TV.

I'm fairly confident I have no other face than RBF.

Every day I thank the FSM that I had parents who never judged me or my siblings on appearance or weight or sexual orientation. The only thing they asked was that we be happy.

Dear god, yes! Rosy Palm and her five sisters are always there!

I'm on the seafood diet, in that I eat all the food I see.

I try to stay cold at night, but the damn cats keep insisting on sleeping with me! I wake up as toasty as a bagel and as fat as an overstuffed bean bag chair.

My vagina wants a puppy! Now what the hell do I do?

Wonderful! :)

Oh, fuck you, Huckabee.

Panties! Glorious panties!

The biggest thing I have a problem with is milk. I've never gotten sick off of drinking milk that's been in the fridge a day or so past the expiry date, but I have the biggest phobia about it. When I see that date approaching, I start drinking milk with everything!

Ok, wow. You are taking this way more seriously than I am. You don't know me, nor do you know how I really feel. So, chill.

Nah, I'm white, so I can pick on the ignorant members of my race.

Oh, white people. *shakes head*

Eww! Robin Thicke is wearing a pinky ring in that top picture! Who does that?