And this would be a valid response...if the article was “Can you drink so much that you die”

Sadly, this hasn’t been a tech blog for years.

While I appreciate the premise, the answer to “Would you like fries with that?” is always, “yes!” Otherwise you get either no fries or fries with a bit of spit.

I thought the point was they’re just re-releasing the wheel, instead of inventing or innovating.

I got mine last week, and the sound quality is pretty trash. Battery life is great, never loses connection, slight hiccup during first sync but nothing to bad. But the sound quality. Yikes.

I’m completely baffled as to how it got a third season.

Is there a difference between Grubhub and Seamless? I thought they were merged, so why two different apps?

You can get flagships for around $500 after a couple months. Snagged the LG G6 for this and it’s a damn beast.

That would also create room for a headphone port. Lays flat, longer battery life, and better audio quality. I guess these are bad things to them.

They are quoted saying, “We were slowly maneuvering through their living room. They came by to slap their tails and tell us we needed to move along.” No demonizing or boogeyman stuff here, just an account of what it means to enter a predator’s environment and sit there for months. Most likely they were testing it like…

And the interior (lack of) design, and no speedo in front of the steering wheel, and the front end, and the $56,000 ask

This is what I think every time I look at the Apple Watch. I think the Iconic is also not a good looking watch. It’s like having an ugly-off. I’m not sure who wins.

Gucci. The Klu Klux Brand.

I think he just wanted to make sure this phone has as much difficulty as possible in trying to succeed. That’s all I can come up with.

I have a feeling there were people who knew, since it applies to everyone, but thought they were getting away with something. Womp womp

I’m guessing subscribers. I don’t know anyone who uses it, so I thought I’d use Google Play downloads to get a rough idea of possible use. Here’s a comparison with some of the apps mentioned:

And a dash of Stand by Me, but needs more Meatballs

Are you suggesting this story isn’t about those who purchased the Surprise Echo?

Taking bets on whether or not she became furious when he asked her to slide a digit in him.

I’d love to believe it’s real, but the cynic in me feels like these are the words the lawyer coached him to say.