I’m completely baffled as to how it got a third season.

Is there a difference between Grubhub and Seamless? I thought they were merged, so why two different apps?

And the interior (lack of) design, and no speedo in front of the steering wheel, and the front end, and the $56,000 ask

Gucci. The Klu Klux Brand.

I have a feeling there were people who knew, since it applies to everyone, but thought they were getting away with something. Womp womp

Taking bets on whether or not she became furious when he asked her to slide a digit in him.

I’d love to believe it’s real, but the cynic in me feels like these are the words the lawyer coached him to say.

I have mixed feelings about jailing 80 year olds. I don’t have mixed feelings about jailing 80 year old rapists.

That is ridiculous and offensive. The real danger is that their periods will attract moon bears.

Perhaps. One of these days...

“Physics defying” is something I expect only from the likes of Sploid, and I’m bummed when I see it anywhere else. Irks me every time.

I figured that it was because Home actually has a decent speaker set up with reasonable bass for the size. Acknowledging that gives the HomePod no wins. Also, comparing Home to HomePod would also point out Apple should’ve come up with a better name.

Even HE knows this isn’t safe. Shep just wants us all to die. At a discount.

Even HE knows this isn’t safe. Shep just wants us all to die. At a discount.

If it’s not for the clicks then why lie?

Missing the shot AND dragging your nuts across your parents heads is a really bad day.

I’m really surprised Trump didn’t know about this. “Lincoln was a republican!” is usually the go-to for anyone on the right trying to convince someone they’re not racist. Or when trying to prove that democrats are the real racists, which we know is just fancy talk for, “I know you are, but what am I?”

Look, I was there, and he totally gave that homeless guy five bucks. He also humped him.

It looks like someone starting making an undershirt and then just gave up. That or the most minimal dickie I’ve ever seen.

It definitely changes nothing in actual reality, but Trump and his Crapinet will use it for a “Look over here!” kinda deal.