Why didn’t you include that Winston is recovered and doing well now? It’s not like that info is hard to find:

It was for one of those limited time Waze deals. And it was glorious while it lasted.

I bought the upgraded version and it looks far nicer. The hands could be better quality, but it still looks like a decent watch.

Ducks are so nasty and rapey that evolution has caused duck vaginas and mallard dicks to have corkscrew shapes. They’re horrible fuckers.

Dear Gizmodo,

No problem, this seems to be a pretty common point of confusion. The important part that seems often left out is that ISP’s were previously considering changing the cost structure and THAT is what triggered the push to enact the law. Keeping net neutrality is what keeps us in the same safe financial state we were in…

While it’s too bad they didn’t go 3 for 3, I definitely teared up a bit watching the two Falcon 9's land. It’s nice to be in awe of true achievement. Well done, SpaceX.

This really needs to be in the article.

It looks like a five-year-old tried to make a shoe and just gave up halfway through

“Piece of Shit”

Seriously. I had to go back and rewatch the trailer cuz I couldn’t for the life of me figure out how he got “didn’t get to sleep with her” as the goal of this whole thing. Super hot take.

And Assembly Row as well

Kinja’d

I always forget that Canada has an army

Absolutely. It screams, “This product is crap!” And normally, though Anker does indeed push a lot of crap, they try not to let you know until you use it.

Absolutely. It screams, “This product is crap!” And normally, though Anker does indeed push a lot of crap, they try…

I can’t tell if Anker employed a voice over actor with a really unfortunate robotic delivery, or if it’s an AI voice. It’s so odd.

I can’t tell if Anker employed a voice over actor with a really unfortunate robotic delivery, or if it’s an AI…

“I’m this has been up for 6 days now so good job on bring on the ball.”

Not so much a ban on yellow cars as it is a demand they must all be blue.

“There’s no difference about rimming, with the exception that it hasn’t had the same positive PR”

And then what did they say to Joseph?