I have mixed feelings about jailing 80 year olds. I don’t have mixed feelings about jailing 80 year old rapists.

That is ridiculous and offensive. The real danger is that their periods will attract moon bears.

Perhaps. One of these days...

“Physics defying” is something I expect only from the likes of Sploid, and I’m bummed when I see it anywhere else. Irks me every time.

I figured that it was because Home actually has a decent speaker set up with reasonable bass for the size. Acknowledging that gives the HomePod no wins. Also, comparing Home to HomePod would also point out Apple should’ve come up with a better name.

Even HE knows this isn’t safe. Shep just wants us all to die. At a discount.

Even HE knows this isn’t safe. Shep just wants us all to die. At a discount.

If it’s not for the clicks then why lie?

Missing the shot AND dragging your nuts across your parents heads is a really bad day.

I’m really surprised Trump didn’t know about this. “Lincoln was a republican!” is usually the go-to for anyone on the right trying to convince someone they’re not racist. Or when trying to prove that democrats are the real racists, which we know is just fancy talk for, “I know you are, but what am I?”

Look, I was there, and he totally gave that homeless guy five bucks. He also humped him.

It looks like someone starting making an undershirt and then just gave up. That or the most minimal dickie I’ve ever seen.

It definitely changes nothing in actual reality, but Trump and his Crapinet will use it for a “Look over here!” kinda deal.

This whole thing is crazy. I had to read this part like 4 times before I could believe I was reading the words correctly.

They just don’t compare anywhere close enough to crack a top 10. Keep in mind all of the major resorts we don’t even see on that list: Beaver Creak, Vail, Snowbird, Telluride, Breckenridge, etc etc. If all you have to ski is east coast, yes, some are passable, but they just don’t compare with the big boys.

And why do we fall, Bruce?

I knew Adele and Enya. That was it.

I was actually relieved. Dead Barb stay dead.

Dark chocolate tastes like magnets. Got it.

The difference is that milk chocolate is a wonderful gift to humanity and dark chocolate is a cruel cruel joke. Dark chocolate looks like chocolate, but tastes like sadness.

Those people, the ones that are pissed at you, they are terrible people. You should remove them from your life.