How about “FFsake, you advertised a supermodel and gave us her chubby friend!”

A lot of these numbers makes sense when thinking about desirable locations or general high cost of living, but someone needs to tell me what the hell is going on with Mississippi and Arkansas? 1. Why is anyone going there? 2. Why is anyone going there?

“But bullit-edition mustangs excite me in ways I don’t know how to handle.”

You, and the 13 people who liked it, are clearly insane.

“Dash, 50, was signed by Fox in 2014 and was primarily seen on the afternoon news discussion program, Outnumbered, reports The Hill. She is best known for her character Dionne in the 1995 comedy, Clueless (too easy.)“

Also baffled at someone having trouble with a rice cooker. I’m picturing them chucking rice at a closed lid, pouring the water down their back, then throwing up their hands saying, “There’s got to be a better way!”

I always figured the halftime show was for people who don’t like football. Almost like a thank you for hanging in there.

I prefer “From less guns to more guns...”

I really wish I could be upset at this. Like, in any way at all

You spelled Houseguest wrong.

It’s funny how that works. We all need lovable oddities. Enjoy!

What in the crazy funhouse fuck is that frankenstrosity?

Another double standard! I’m always getting told to shave my back.

It’s a double standard. Whenever I start humping people’s legs, no one is ever like, “Oh, just wait til he’s done.”

Their thought process seems super fun.

Seriously though! I totally festivated.

I still haven’t updated because it said, “Get Siri on your Mac.” I couldn’t think of one reason why I’d want that.

This is just planking while standing

I liked the way it used to be when they were shitty behind closed doors because as a society we told them their behavior was too shameful. Then we elected Donald Trump.

I don’t understand why anyone would be ok with a show that starts an hour and a half late, lasts 15 minutes, and is mostly a cry for therapeutic help. How is that enjoyable, worth your time or worth your money?