It's not poignant. If the sculpture was Spidey in bed, yes, it might be accurate. He's not though. He's got a work boner. The "artist" should've gone with work boner for his excuse to hand sculpt a hardon.

You should read the article. He explains himself.

Oh, c'mon he was just embracing his artistic integrity in defense of morning wood. HA! He actually used that as his reasoning. Dude is fucking clown shoes.

He had a bone to pick

Your best friend is a cunt, and so is his ex. I poop gold butterflies.

You and your accurate observation can go straight to the Kinja Komment Dungeon!

What?....What?

Planet piss uses grandpa's guitars. Disqualified.

titty fish

No one suggested they do, simply that they could and it would be accurate.

While I don't know why this would possibly be on Gizmodo, I'm happy it is because this one of the best written articles I've seen in a very long time. I really have no serious interest in Kobayashi or competitive eating, but the article was good enough to keep me reading until the end. Well done.

As we don't say "United States of American" the term "American" is making use of the last word. If you have current citizenship in any of the Americas you could call yourself an American. Luckily in this case you knew exactly what he meant as you mentioned Native Americans, on of the earliest American groups.

Read the article. He's clearly wearing a body suit.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

And translated one more time through Google for fun:

But Blues Brothers was real. This is fake.

Definitely curious. I'd love to know which apps are yours so I can check them out. I have an Android phone and tablet I could test them on and I'd be glad to help with some constructive feedback even if it's just "I love it!"

So, your app did much better on a platform with much less competition....and your conclusion was that someone must be lying about market share? Impressive narcissism.

+1

Lazy bullshit