It’s bad because Marvel is notorious for underpaying and overworking its CGI artists, yet they took a shortcut here. They clearly feel comfortable fucking over actual people, them using an AI creation in this shit where previous TV show credits have been well made and gorgeous is just a step forward in that direction.

I think what the movie was trying to do is say that being superman for clark is an active choice. That’s why Pa doesn’t want him to be a hero because that would dangerous even for him and his powers. It’s why Martha says to clark to be the savior or not, that he owes them nothing. It is trying to show that Clark kent…

Ugh, the other two he did were Not Good.  Hard pass!

We get to hear more of her squeaky mouse voice while we’re at the gas station. That’s what my life was missing.

Are you prepared to tie an onion to your belt?

It’s bad movie, period. Someone should have asked this hack about all incredibly dumb shit that occurs like Daredevil leaving his name in flammable liquid on the subway or the painful broad daylight Matt & Elektra scene in the children’s playground.

Planet of the Apes 4: Great Caesar’s Ghost!

Are you telling me the movies people keep having tantrums over every time someone says “eh, not for me” are…for babies?

With a rebel yell, she cried, “Less, less, less!”

Regardless of who is cast, I feel they should Rasta-fy Superman by 10% or so.

(not seriously but it’d be nice if this a-hole was no more)

I live in the bay area, and I swear if I’m driving around downtown SF, I will hop a sidewalk to happily run Musk over in my SUV. I’d gladly go to jail knowing I removed one of this biggest pieces of sh*t on the planet.

All those people and no Lady Gaga? They have missed a golden opportunity here. 

Nobody’s gonna top Tom Waits

Was enjoying the trailer until the over-the-top fisticuffs... maybe it’ll be fine, but it’s kinda lame that most movies seem to be action comedies these days. I get it, the MCU has been a massive success. But interest is waning... a straight comedy would’ve been welcomed.

“Little fucker’s not so non-violent when you ask if you can borrow his specs.”

This is fucking DIRE. I have to imagine the actual gems will be found in less likely places, like streaming, because holy shit. This is just a depressingly awful lineup. Even for superhero bullshit it seems unusually bad. Like they’re scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel. This list is probably the most…

Having the Avengers make an appearance at his bedside will hit different this time out compared  to their previous visits.

Anyone else remember when the AV Club also used to cover (in Scorsese-voice) cinema? Nothing wrong with a good blockbuster, but this list could have been made by any generic clickbait site...

Please...please just let it die.