I see no lies, tho.

I wish his movies were remotely as passionate as all the arguments about him online. I just get bored pretty fast.

Next time Elon lands a rocket, he ought to point his ass at space and use it as a landing pad. It’ll probably hurt less than trying to keep Twitter alive with a couple floors full of Tesla engineers. (What, like Tesla and SpaceX employees aren’t busy with their ‘extreme hardcore’ work?)

The only reason super talented directors with long histories of making amazing movies hate Marvel movies is because those directors know about film and hate shitty CGI driven dreck. The only reason Marvel fans get so mad at people like Tarantino and Scorsese is because they know in their heart of hearts that those…

Well in the era of giant blockbusters that need to be big in certain countries, the movie industry is a bit unsubtle, chance avoidant, twitter fearing, and ham fisted so no movies with complex characters are getting made. 

Yeah, rings of Venom without Spider-man. 

“This is a film about psychic wounds made physical”

HOW’D IT GET MADE?

Hot take: Pinocchio sucks and I hate it and I wish it would disappear.

Make him a bit cheesier and funnier this time. The thing about Bond as a character is that his unique attributes are all superficial - he’s a posh British womanizer spy with clever one-liners and cool gadgets. Take that away (as the Craig films eventually did), and he might as well just be Jason Bourne or Ethan Hunt.

You know how they renamed Starling City to Star City on Arrow? Maybe renaming Raccoon City should be seriously considered, because it still sounds ridiculous... I should know, as I live just across the river, in Chipmunk Town.

I submit this as the one other time hearing this song didn’t make me want to ram shish kebab skewers in my ears:

I loved Master of Puppets but I think For Whom the Bell Tolls may have been a better choice. Why did Eddie have to go?

the 2003 adaptation from director Stephen Norrington cheesed everything up by a few notches

Ew. Just.... just.... Ew.

I starred these because I’m not exactly sure what the comments have to do with me being tired of Tatooine but god you’re angry and I love it.

I don’t know if it’s cinema or me, but I actively disliked every single one of these movies. Is this a symptom of long-COVID? 

Now I haven’t seen The Lost Daughter, but is Jesse Buckley doing a motion capture CGI character? The screengrab is unsettling.

I dunno, I think Nolan winked a bit in the Dark Knight trilogy. They’re usually presented as humorless, but these are movies where Batman says, “Nice jacket,” to the homeless guy he gave it to before zip-lining away, and where Ra’s al Ghul snarks on Bruce’s devotion to theatricality.