Zack Snyder!

Sorry, but nothing can match this level of awesome:

...until Peter Jackson sees a diamond-encrusted hot tub he likes and decides to make 6 more movies based on a footnote in The Silmarillion.

The relief on his face is palpable.

But what beached whale compote really needs is... more wine!

Okay, place that right over there...

I actually like monster of the week episodes but then I've always swam against the tide of popular opinion. I'm a rebel, I am.

Looks like Patrick has been doing too much jellyfishing.

Complete with removable head.

It is not authentic. You know how I can tell?

It should be revealed at the end that he's actually just in a retirement community and this is just how he sees it. Oh, and his nurse should be Wesley Snipes with blonde hair.

I met my wife because of The Tin Drum. She sat at a table next to mine at a cafe and was reading that book. I'd once given a presentation on the film for a German class, and the only other person I'd known who read that book for fun was a friend of mine. Yadda yadda yadda, we ended up on a date, that friend was the…

I have seen this movie... funny thing.. my mom rented it for me back when I was like 13 or 14... She rarely ever looked at the ratings..

Will Farrell. Keep Feeny as kit, it will be hilarious, even if I'm not particularly fond of the Will Farrell's humor.

Unforgivable omission: "Wild Palms" (1993) — Oliver Stone's TV mini-series about virtual reality, religion, and corporate power — which included a cameo appearance by the man himself, William Gibson.

It's not much in the way of a conversion (basically the pews have been removed and the walls painted) but I am fond of the Fabrica Gallery in Brighton.

Two words: Vernon California.

Witch-burning.

They are self-heating, what with all the perdition.