TRIFECTA!

Check and mate! BONUS: Get both twins - one plays Gollum, the other twin his lesser-self, Smeagol!

I am ashamed to say I mentally read that in Michael Jackson's little-girl voice.

Quadruple post!!!

As a doctor, I can tell you that "I'm a doctor, not a _________" never gets old and has a million, practical, every day uses. It is always funny.

Da choppa! Get to eet!

Dick cancer? Doesn't matter, had sex!

I pitched it to James Cameron when I was in New Zealand last year and he said, ‘Yes, that makes sense.'

Kinda, sorta like this maybe?

Uncharted 3 used the many of these ship graveyards for the huge scene also involving a massive ship graveyard. I can easily recognize some of them from all the climbing.

The politically correct term is "Little Person Submarine".

I think it's time for me to give up my apartment, and go live in an abanadoned ship.

Watch who you ridicule, friend. The Nightbreed are everywhere...

Legal fan fiction and concept artists helping to design rule 34 of their own characters.... This is either the best or worst time to be on the internet.

Understanding Sarcasm is based on a persons age,vocabulary, and shared life experiences. Small kids of four can be sarcastic within their own family, by 5 they might spot it in a cartoon and laugh, 8 or 9 they can retell a situation of sarcasm a parent would understand in their class. Twenty years olds all laugh in a…

Meep! Meep!

Fully agree. I don't think they earned their happy ending at all. Thousands dead in San Francisco, thousands of Enterprise crew horribly killed by being sucked out into warp or whatever, BUT wait! It was all worth it because we have achieved... um... the bad guy is frozen again? We pissed off the Klingons? Um...…

He's about to kick some ice!

Deathstroke - Captain America meets Batman meets Punisher and is evil for hire.