My theory is that it's because people want to assume control over something which is outside of control. A conspiracy personifies and assigns agency to something which may have no intention or goal. It's a bit like believing in God or magic.

Steve Aoki (assuming that's him in the vid still) looks like John Cusack with his eyes closed.

I think the girl is a time-traveling teenage Ke$ha.

90% of world literature is already Twilight, it's just not on the shelves. . . yet.

God forbid Amazon gets the rights to license Twilight to fanfic writers.

...and so the Wailers used the magic ganja to bring Bob Marley back to life. Despite the side effects, he's never sounded better!

Rated You-Must-Drink-17-Mountain-Dews-and-5-Red-Bulls-Before-Viewing.

King Diamond approved!

Gratuitous?

It's definitely taking the piss a little.

That's Richard Kiel, right?

hands down winner for stupidest and most nonsensical dumbness

Nanu Nanu!

Really? I love it! I actually have a figure of it right here :D

Both stupid-looking and utterly terrifying. I rest my case.

I'ma have to go with any of the wrinkly-nosed/wrinkly forehead folks from the Star Trek universe. You want Vulcans? Fine, you get your one semi-human ish race. You want