Well Spanfeller had done it

It’s OK, we miss Deadspin too.

I feel my joking off the late-90s steroid era in baseball may have been too oblique here.

As an ethical stance about not letting writers harm themselves to produce reviews, it would carry more weight if it had been consistently applied over the years. Everyone has been happy to look the other way while critics were using PEDs to slam out reviews as we cheered them on. You think Ignatiy knocks out…

It is gloriously apropos that a movie featuring Illyana Rasputin has been stuck in Limbo for years.

Sure! And here is a great article that goes into detail about how the GOP screws over Baltimore.

My hometown is in the 7th. I went to Catholic School in Baltimore City. Every once in a while, something happens that brings out the Baltimore in me like the Hulk, and I will verbally dog walk a bitch. All I can hear is “It’s Time For The Percolator” and I blackout. Klacik got 171,000 likes, and white people are…

She’s running in my parent’s district where I grew up. Ironically the 7th is mostly suburban it looks like a half eaten pacman only a small section is in Baltimore City. I was so hot when I saw her strutting through the worst block she could find as if she was going to do something about I lost my shit and I’ve been…

Dollar Store Omarosa needs to keep on walking until she ends up in the harbor.

Just twenty more ads and videos and I can read the next sentence in the story...

The front looks goofy; would be much better with a slant-nose shape. The wheel-arches look too bulbous; otherwise it’d look pretty good.

Do we have to flip through a slide show to see other pictures of it?

I heard this in his voice and I’m laughing so hard I can’t fucking stop 

Dude, that is disgusting. Don’t piss on the dancefloor like that.

According to survey, it’s owners of Teslas that hate Tesla

This is proof the ancient Greeks could see into the future and thus invented the word “Why?”.

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

But the grinding required to raise your level truly sucks. And once you’re in the mid level tier, you can’t raise your level without taking social skill.

When i started Leslie Jones' special I was like "whats with the knee sleeve?" after it was done I'm amazed she didn't need full physical therapy. It incredibly funny and a lot of physicality for a comedy special 

Well, almost.