I will forever insist that World War Z should have been a multi-episode anthology series on HBO with different directors filming each story.

I went to Exeter - I still have several gold bullion scars.

“Yo, this is Cameo. Jillian wants to break up. She said you try to put on those airs and act real cool, but you gotta realize that you’re actin’ like fools.” 

Surely it would have been far easier (and cheaper) to just come out and ask for a divorce?

Huh. Cameo’s really gone downhill since “Word Up.”

The most annoying I’ve had in my circle is one shabbos when my extrovert roommate kept chatting after everyone but him and the person he was chatting up had washed. For reference, it’s traditional to not talk between hand washing and the prayer over the bread, and it’s traditional to do that collectively for a holiday…

45 seasons and they still can’t figure out how to turn up a singer’s damn microphone?

I wrote a slightly critical thing about Star Wars. I knew what I was getting myself into. 

While I’m not a fan of the Grammys, they at least know how various music genres work. So happy Rival Sons got a nomination, and even happier that Billie Eilish is in the generic pop categories where she belongs. Because sadly, living in Los Angeles, #2 media market in the country, there is no radio station for new…

aw man so normal for your wife to not know if you had a heart attack or not and ask you about it after the fact. So chill and relatable and totally how a normal human beings would act/def happened. Like jesus christ he can’t even lie well

Big Sister ~ “Where did you learn how to sing this?”

Well, a *good* one at least (“Fixer Upper” did not fit at all).

“Yeah but it’s been 6 years since the first film and she is 10!!!”

I thought Elsa declaring war on the patriarchy and impaling Kristoff on a pike before burning him alive on a pile of burning bras was a bit on the nose, though.

Do you want to see a sequel? (It doesn’t have to be this sequel)

I may have told this story here before, but I took my 4 year old son to the movies to see Frozen based strictly on a teaser trailer I saw that involved the snowman and reindeer fighting over a carrot. I did not see any other commercials or trailers other than that one, which both me and my son thought was hilarious.…

“an inevitable return to the udder of a reliable cash cow”

Frozen’s teens are neither martial arts experts nor reptilian, and only one could passably hold up as a mutant. This is nothing like the entertainment I went nuts for as a kid, e.g. the Partridge Family.

I don’t get Frozen. I don’t get why it’s the most popular thing in the world.

Those fans hoping, however, that she’ll use them to dazzle a suitress will be disappointed to learn that her love life remains entirely theoretical; they’ll have to make do with a scene where she briefly talks to another woman.