It does lose a bit of raw emotion when you have time to set up pyro effects for it beforehand.

I selected... POWER DRIVE!

“...shadowy cabal of nerds...”

Sorry to be a downer, but had to turn Ad-Block back on today after trying to live with this site without ad blocking for a long time. Huge, loud auto-play ad in the middle of the article, and ABP counts 92 ads blocked as soon as I load the page. Sorry guys. Can’t do it.

That’s Bill Paxton!

“Dinner Party” was the point I realized I no longer enjoyed the show, or really cringe comedy in general, and bailed. It was well-executed, but it’s not for me.

Yeah?

It was blazingly satisfying to see effective and 100% correct deployment of “Child, please sit quietly a moment and learn something” on a couple of those all-timer hot take articles. Man. I’m not happy the site is dead but I did enjoy the schadenfreude of a solid ratio-ing.

Seconding, please inform.

“Beyond Mark Hamill’s floppy Tiger Beat hair, nothing about Star Wars even looks ’70s.”

My willingness to see this movie is 100% dependent on the canine mortality rate. If it’s above 0, I’m out.

Whoah he got rolls of quarters thrown at him?

Yeah, people who intentionally prolong the handwashing-to-motzi interval are really testing the assertion that we don’t have a hell. 

More Gary Clark, Jr., please.

Yeah, I was going to find someone with more free time and ask them to parse those out. Seems like it’s rich ground for conspiracy-growing.

I have a Samsung blu-ray player that, over the last couple of months, has lost support for Youtube, Amazon Prime, and now (as of Dec 1) Netflix.

Long Live Jezspin! Viva Dedzebel!

Hey so basically the ownership of this family of sites is tanking the entire operation aggressively. Summarized in my angry comment on another article, here: https://gizmodo.com/1839500425

Yeah man, I hear that. For people whose money insulates them from the effects of their own failures, the only thing that can hurt them is mockery. I hope we can deliver trucks-full of that via all available channels.

Hey Torch, man, thanks for a bunch of good times here. I’m sorry the site is exploding due to weaponized incompetence, but if it’s any consolation the work you and your colleagues do is great, and I am confident it will soon be recognized by someone who knows how to, say, own and operate a media website.