Just twenty more ads and videos and I can read the next sentence in the story...

The front looks goofy; would be much better with a slant-nose shape. The wheel-arches look too bulbous; otherwise it’d look pretty good.

Do we have to flip through a slide show to see other pictures of it?

I heard this in his voice and I’m laughing so hard I can’t fucking stop 

Dude, that is disgusting. Don’t piss on the dancefloor like that.

According to survey, it’s owners of Teslas that hate Tesla

This is proof the ancient Greeks could see into the future and thus invented the word “Why?”.

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

But the grinding required to raise your level truly sucks. And once you’re in the mid level tier, you can’t raise your level without taking social skill.

MacArthur Genius Award.

Another case of mutually-assured Karenism.

I learned the hard way not to take very young kids to that. Apparently it’s terrifying when you’ve never experienced something that immersive.

Still remember being genuinely shocked about that Tarzans Villains death. Like, audible gasp in the cinema shocked...

I miss a good Disney death. Tarzan’s villain takes the cake.

I guess I’d have to doff my hat to any trolls following her comedy career prior to Nanette, as they have definitely out-hipstered me.

This is probably the real reason A Bug’s Life has been so forgotten. It ends up seeming like just another in the chain of double-released movies on the same subject that was a feature of the 1990s (Volcano and Dante’s Peak, Armageddon and Deep Impact).

And than petty asshole and founder of Quibi Jeffery Katzenburg made his own animated ant movie after being fired from Disney just to beat A Bug’s Life to the box office.

I’m gonna bring you down with me, you lousy, lyin’ pig, you and Charles Van fucking Doren!

When i started Leslie Jones' special I was like "whats with the knee sleeve?" after it was done I'm amazed she didn't need full physical therapy. It incredibly funny and a lot of physicality for a comedy special 

Well, almost.