Oh neat! I need to catch up on the 2nd book, I just realized.

Maxwell Lord is fine and all, but we all know the better of the two Maxes is MAXIE ZEUS! C’mon, Zeus versus the Amazons? Let’s do it!

My willingness to see this movie is 100% dependent on the canine mortality rate. If it’s above 0, I’m out.

Whoah he got rolls of quarters thrown at him?

Yeah, people who intentionally prolong the handwashing-to-motzi interval are really testing the assertion that we don’t have a hell. 

More Gary Clark, Jr., please.

Sorry, the name of the book is “Heart of the Moops”.

Yeah, I was going to find someone with more free time and ask them to parse those out. Seems like it’s rich ground for conspiracy-growing.

I have a Samsung blu-ray player that, over the last couple of months, has lost support for Youtube, Amazon Prime, and now (as of Dec 1) Netflix.

Also, hilariously, new DS posts are going up under an anonymous byline. That definitely is a good look for all involved.

Yeah that seems to be inescapably true.

Go ahead!

Long Live Jezspin! Viva Dedzebel!

Hey if Seinfeld can do it...

Yeah I think I’m calibrated to an outmoded form of PE where the objective is to first raise the value of the property, THEN gut it and sell it off. We seem to be skipping a step and I’m wondering why that’s ok.

You know how it is in dark times—it’s not just the monsters that are capable of being monstrous.

Yeah I have this phobia that Spanfeller will be President one day and my house will get bombed.

Sony execs heard they could squeeze a little bit higher opening-weekend gross out of the film if “The Next Level” was really about carpentry, so they’ve ordered significant edits and re-shoots, then put a loud trailer for this thing at the start of - and, weirdly, in the middle of - all other Sony films.

Hey so basically the ownership of this family of sites is tanking the entire operation aggressively. Summarized in my angry comment on another article, here: https://gizmodo.com/1839500425

Not just the World Series. Don’t forget they also missed coverage of the fucking NCAA opening the door for players to get paid. Can you imagine the heat this site would’ve generated off that? “Death to the NCAA” has been their thing for ages.

Spanfeller/Maidment, you fucking herbs. You could have made money!