Hey man, good to see you around. What are you up to lately? Anything I can follow and support you in?

Preztelcoatl.

Coinflip on whether they turn the lights out before it hits or not.

Are they not in the middle of unionizing right now? (I legit don’t know, I saw half a headline about it and haven’t followed up).

Note from Barry:

Hey so, how did this go? Did you get in trouble? Everything come out ok?

That is a lot of effort to put into half-assedly faking a photo.

Mr. Ley, respectfully, this article is mis-filed and should be re-filed under sports. The Mayan civilization, famously, enjoyed ball-games and many other sports and sports-adjacent activities. These dogs are heirs to a long athletic tradition.

Underrated comment, this. Boosting the signal.

Doing good work, UJH. Keep it up.

Look at the rat’s nest of cables there. Christ. Does no one in that place own a couple of zip ties?

Boooo autoplay ads and bad media owners!

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

*Video shows a pumpkin being smashed into slimy, irreparable pieces*

That sounds like a more fun sport than the one my neighborhood group engages in, which is being passive aggressive about trash pickup times and leash law observance.

The only real point of drama in our wedding planning was my parents’ insistence that we have an open bar. Why? “Because Grandpa expects it and he’ll be pissed otherwise.” I give them a lot of grief for the things they choose to put their foot down on, but they were absolutely right about this.

C’mon man. There’s running. There’s lifting. There’s shiftiness. It’s sports!

That last one is gold, baby.

Ha! And oof. And ow.

Remember when they wiped out the ‘98-’99 championship results because of some bullshit doping charges?