Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

I too hear that you should email jim@g-omedia.com if you want to know the skinny on leaf blowers. Apparently he and his crew are experts at all kinds of businesses that are not, it seems, journalism. 

I too hear that you should email jim@g-omedia.com if you want to know the skinny on leaf blowers. Apparently he and…

Do you mean bozos such as the one who can be reached at jim@g-omedia.com? 

Whoah. With organizational dysfunction like that, you’d think Kitchens was running G/O Media and could be reached at jim@g-omedia.com to explain why he deliberately violated the union’s contract in his quest to avoid being publicly criticized by people whose job it is to... (checks notes)... publicly criticize! 

What is this?

I guess he had, like, 9 daughters before finally having a son he could take to a game.

Someone needs to pull Gary Thorne away from Baltimore.

I know you guys are not allowed to utter the name of Splinter in public, so this astonishingly bad and misinformed list is the best covert tribute you could give them.

The taller they are, the Tacko they fall?

He tried to spring forward but had to fall back?

Man... I mean. Every single instance if the word "joke" in this article needs to be in scare quotes.

Always thought you were a lantsman!

Who is that? Having a hard time figuring out the helmet. Thanks for your help!

Yeah I mean, I should probably clarify “good” to mean “good for journalists” or even “a net benefit to humanity in any way at all.”

“Fairly popular” might be stretching things a bit, but then again I did spend a lot of time hate-lurking there. I’m sad to see it go, especially for it to be jobbed like this.

I don’t know about y’all but the wording of this letter (as printed in the HuffPo article linked below) just screams “We are confident about…

Is that Famed A.V. Club alumnus Steve Hyden?

Actually frosted mini wheat crumbles are cool and good. It is very dense so you don’t want to use a ton of it but it’s pretty tasty and mildly crunchy.

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I’m in a similar boat. I hardly watch any live sports but spend a significant portion of my day on Deadspin. They do good work, by and large.

Whaaaaat whoah.

It’s a supermarket chain!