Hey I saw the Fucking Nitpickers in 2002. They turned out to be a psychobilly act. Not my scene.

I beg to differ, Shooter.

They were not.

The only football chant I know is the one for Peter Crouch, so I’m all for bringing him back under any circumstances.

Just so you know, there’s technically no statute of limitations on murder.

Got my first bloody nose on the bumper boats! Man that place was awful.

I don’t know why this tickles me so much but I really like that “doping control” in the Russian language is just “doping control.”

Had to come all this way to find “Frank Darabont’s original draft.”

Inside the players, they're all the same color.

I like the cut of your moxie!

Elaine Boozler as his go-to there. Yeah... that checks out.

Less like that, I think.

What I’m getting from the article is that, due to the nature of pro-sports media and perhaps the relative demographic sameness of those who participate in it, the victims (or alleged victims) in cases like AB’s become footnotes in their own story.

Talking about suspensions and punishments and cutting players does serve one purpose. It stops all the more uncomfortable conversations from happening.

Hey, everything else you have here is fine but the Andrea Long Chu tweet is not a great source. She was being pretty anti-Semitic there, as noted in most of the replies.

You’re thinking of Space Balls.

Well your user name is pretty accurate. As a designated Baltimore Stan, I am obligated to fight anyone disparaging Francis Scott Key. Name your dueling ground, sir.

They are, but it’s tough. Shabbat starts at sundown, so it would have to be, like, a Friday morning wedding. In emergency circumstances you see it, but other than that almost never.

...replied Aunt Helga.

If you have Shabbat-observant Jews in your family, Sunday weddings mean they can come, which is sort of nice.