What'd I ever do to you?!?

I wasn’t a big football fan in 1994 but I played a lot of Madden ‘94. My chief takeaway from that game, accurate or not, was that the Bucs were god-awful and it was a lot of fun to play as them while beating up on the computer, thus demonstrating my superior Madden skills.

Have you seen Barry’s car? He’s getting the best part of that deal by a wide margin.

YOU LEAVE THOR OUT OF THIS YOU RAPACIOUS HELLION!

I realize the answer is probably “no” but is there any way to get a text summary of the things covered in the video? I am really interested in it, but videos are generally not possible for me.

¡Miao miao!

Something to do with a time machine and a paradox. Honestly if you don’t have multiple PhDs in quantum physics you’re probably gonna struggle with this one.

Which was the point, I guess, and as someone who enjoys watching teams take irrational and highly sub-optimal shots, is a good thing.

So Le Batard spent the last couple days making calls and lining up a new gig, right? The question is, does he go and do one more show to get it all out on the table, or just transition to the new outfit? Because he seems publicly committed to the right thing here, and I’m not sure if it’s possible for a person to work…

I’ve said this before every Thor appearance, but putting it out into the universe again, just in case:

Come on, man. This is serious.

“Oh sure, he can call them savages, but when I do it...”

Man Roger Clemens must hold a special place in your heart

Any lost treasure in that thar mine?

It should be noted that the robots DO have spouses, but they know how to be self-controlled. 

Also:

Have you read the book Cryptonomicon? There’s a conversation in there along similar lines, where characters discuss whether or not to change code names if doing so would give more information.

In my head-canon, DOOM got snapped as well but overcame the dusting with pure will.

Or the Rodman theory, in which they move to North Korea.

Yeah that’s usually some nonsense that like Gawker Prime would get up to in the bad old days. Deadspin usually copped to mistakes without a ton of fuss.