Oh, over the years, Lindsey has come up with LOTS of things to do with trace amounts of DNA.

I’ll just say that this awareness campaign is a very, very good thing. When you age into the child-having demographic and something like this happens, you often think you’re alone. You have no IDEA how many other folks have gone through it. Learning that there is indeed a village of other people out there who’ve been…

It’s astonishing to me when people write political news without demonstrating a mastery of certain subjects like, for example, politics. Activists, of course, don’t need to have quite as clear an understanding of how politics works (though you’ll be less effective).

That should say “at last” of course, but I was distracted, as I was trying to get a reservation at Dorsia.

I guess Patrick Bateman caught up to him at least.

Agreed. Same cadences, same general joke, same interminable length.

This guy’s a real loose cannon! Throwing around the “eye test” while simultaneously claiming SABR membership is a BOLD, bold move.

Dead, sadly. 7 years ago.

He’s just playing off his embarrassment about that one time he went to his buddy’s house and tried to get his buddy’s attention and now it’s turned into a whole big memetic thing.

“I’m a Gryffindor”: <3

Meanwhile, responses by other houses:

I don’t get to say this often on Kinja, but: Username checks out.

I died in a dream once. It was... strangely uplifting.

Jesus, remember when “November baseball” was a big deal, and it took basically the opening shots in the War on Terror for that to happen?

You’re not wrong. I cucked myself so badly on this, I have no choice but to stand here and take the shame, until I am redeemed this week in the purifying flames of an ignominious loss.

Look, I know we don’t talk about our fantasy teams here, but how in the living daylights is FITZ-gotdamn-MAGIC not on the block for dying a horrible death?

It was pretty delicate.

Ser Pounce or we riot!

You joke, but a thing I once said when my brain was on auto-pilot was that two male friends of mine who were colorblind and got married would certainly have colorblind kids.

With one being from the US and one from Canada, they settled on a destination wedding in another country. You can tell because they’re both wearing road-game uniforms.

What a study in contradictions. Has a conference room with a glass door, and (as noted by others) sticks that freshman-year-ass Pink Floyd poster in it.