Sexy Hussar is just Regular Hussar and you know it! Even more so with wings.

Oh, phew!

Wait is she dead? Or just stopped hanging around on Jalop?

Dang that’s good. You would have gotten through that Indiana Jones trap no problem.

My favorite RGIII!

There definitely seemed to be some kind of lack of coordination happening on offense. A bunch of those sacks seemed to come at times when Eli needed the whole play clock to get going, and you could just see they weren’t ready to go - followed quickly by a sack. 

Just coming back to update: The O’s somehow failed at failing, and beat Oakland last night! Their meta-incompetence is even more powerful than we imagined!

I primarily posted just for a chance to badmouth my home team, but with your deserved correction I am moved to investigate further. In summary: Mathematically, the Os are indeed terrible, but had no significant impact on the wildcard. They MIGHT have an impact on the AL West though, so they could be very relevant to…

Yeah for real. Some of this is, unquestionably, just the O’s being the O’s.

Ha! Yeah, someone straightened me out, I forgot that apartments tend to have, like, interior doors and such. I was initially aiming for a joke, and wound up playing myself pretty bad.

That’s true. I suppose you could get stuck in several of those places. I withdraw my question.

Sure! But then why specify “front” door? If there’s only one, surely you could just say “the door”!?! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

I wouldn’t call it a career. Usually when you have a career, you get paid for doing something, and usually it’s in money, not Atlantic City boardwalk arcade machine tickets.

The handle on the front door broke, and you were thus locked in the house. Was there not a back door? If not, why specify it was the front door that broke? I’m really down a rabbit hole on this one...

That was my first thought as well. “MODS ARE ASLEEP, POST YOUR TEAMS!”

How about some Philly nonsense-persons giving John Kerry a hard time over the KIND OF CHEESE he likes to put on his cheese steak.

Alternative joke: Cleaning house is nothing novel for them, they do it once a year around Passover.

In N Out’s food is not particularly praise-worthy, but they little foldable paper hat they give you is gold. Worth the hype right there.

How does no one have Utah for whitest state? The state’s culture, politics, and post-secondary education is dominated by a group that only started allowing black people to hold leadership roles in 1978.

I, for one, don’t get this.