In order to replace our spectacularly bad 2016 2nd round pick*

Wait, when did you retire?

Boy, that’s really going to ease traffic congestion!

I think some aspect of the reusable rocket launch system surpassed what NASA has done to date.

Also, having been to Pittsburgh, and having lived in and around Baltimore: aren’t they kind of the same city, after all?

And I should add, because I’m getting some of the usual mouth-breathing death-threats in the grays, that OBVIOUSLY this is hyperbole for comedic effect. No place is a monolith. But it’s really frustrating to see some peoples’ thought processes, who want every problem they have to be the result of some nebulous OTHER.…

Excellent! Love the Hopkins neighborhood. Have a great time!

And you should come back! It’s really a nice place to live. And even BalCo has plenty of nice places. You could live in Catonsville! Rosedale is cute! Towson is annoying but tolerable!

Hogan Strong. God. I just... god.

Oh it is, we have a huge complex about it. I’m gleefully part of that, too.

Check your desk drawers, you still have any pens from Big Boyz Bail Bonds?

That’s true!

Ha! I guess I’m just thinking of like... Light Street Pavilion over to Pier VI. It gets grungy again as you walk further over. But at least you sometimes see Mr. Trash Wheel!

A critical error in your argument though: Nobody is from DC. People parachute in there to do, like, internships or to bartend for a summer or whatever, and then they go back to some other place.

This is goin’ straight to the top. Nice work, Rook.

No, I said it! I said it! He got cancer, and we all rooted for him (even I did, being all bi-partisan and decent and such)! And then he got better and, like, the NEXT DAY, he goes out and says some cowardly stuff about not wanting to accept refugees because he’s suddenly worried about the quality of our multi-year…

And the cops, and basically all civil servants. It’s like the inverse of New York. Here they can afford to live and work in the City, but they don’t want to...

When you’re 35 and on toddler-sleep schedule, this is a ringing endorsement of a place.

It’s the only thing that’s keeping the Orioles fanbase from going the way of Jonestown. Don’t take it from us, please.

The City of Baltimore is fine. The problem with the Ravens is not the City. I mean, parts of it are dangerous, but much of it is fine. The Inner Harbor is at least clean, if boring. Fell’s Point is great on any non-weekend-night. Hampden is cool. McHenry Row is neat. A lot of these neighborhoods are fun (and…